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New York Editor
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Device: PalmTX, Pocket eDGe, Alcatel Fierce 4, RCA Viking Pro 10, Nexus 7
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It's spring, and pollen season. I never used to have the problem, but advancing age has left me increasingly prone to it. I blame it all on plant sex. My city, like many others, planted male trees because male trees were easier to care for and required less maintenance. What do male trees produce? Pollen. Lots and lots of pollen. It got so bad last week that at one point my SO stared at me saying "Geez! I thought you sneezed your snout off!" All I could do was look at her blearily and say "I wish I had! Then I wouldn't be sneezing like this!", and reach for the allergy pills. A-choo! ______ Dennis |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
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Well -- all male trees MUST wear condoms! Safe sex! Pollen allergies are botanic STDs!!! ![]() |
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New York Editor
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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Illiterate
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Sandwich Isles
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As I understand, it's not spit.
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#9156 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Grand Sorcerer
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I'm watching you!
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ
Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis
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whoops..to drunk to pay attention.
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Bah! Humbug!
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Professional Adventuress
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!)
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Grand Sorcerer
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Lord of the Universe
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Maturin , Venezuela
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Frick frick frick frick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another power outtage (7th this week!) Sure my glorius leader can spend billions on tanks, jets and ak47s but what about basic infrastructure!!!!! (Typing on cell phone) |
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Bah, humbug!
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Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
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Wizard
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Storm Surge'n
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