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Old 06-26-2010, 08:01 PM   #76
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My wife just gave me a brush on a stick. Said it was gona save beer money on cleaning the toilet.

I told her that was stupid. I liked the traditional way that a man can clean spots in the toilet bowl.

Now I can't sit down.

I'm beginnin to think that she just don't like men. Except after havin her strawberry wine.

If I reach around I can almost get that handle....

Hay! Anyone wanna help me get this brush out?
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Old 06-28-2010, 09:46 AM   #77
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That Lazy Roy's a smart feller fer sur! The Jerry Springer show is a veritable font of wisdom. Especially the last couple of minutes where, after an hour of showing us midget mud-wrestlers who sleep with their moms, teenage Lolitas who sell their grandma's teeth to support their crack habit, and deadbeat dads who masturbate in private to downloaded photos of Smokey the Bear; he sums us with a heartwarming homily to be kind to each other and not to judge folks by appearances.

Yup! Folks kin learn a lots a' things by watchin' that show! Gives me real hope for hoomanidy!
And the wimmin' Don't ferget the wimmin! They's usually really hawt looking, inna "I got no sef-respect" kinda way.
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:16 PM   #78
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And the wimmin' Don't ferget the wimmin! They's usually really hawt looking, inna "I got no sef-respect" kinda way.
I don't miss my TV, I gots WalMart.

Most of the time, when I'm not workin on a beer I go down to this Walmart and look at the hotties like these -

Fancy dresser.


I like hips huggers.


All ready to party.

Cute girls with tatooos turn me on.
[IMG]http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1438
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Ain't short shorts GREAT!


Purty hair on her legs.


Bet that Springer guy don't have such purty wonin.
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Old 06-28-2010, 09:49 PM   #79
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Old 06-28-2010, 10:38 PM   #80
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I appreciate you.
You want to meet me down at Walmart buy the trailer park? We can have a good time watchin all of the girls.

And bring lots of beer. Just in case you gets thirsty.

Yall can all come and bring beer. Lots of girls there. And the girls on MR can come too. Men go to Walmart you know.




I'm not sure what this is.
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sometimes I'm really embarassed to be an American. then again, I went to the walmart in Obregon Mexico. it wasn't any better. I think maybe it's in the air conditioning. or Nargles
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sometimes I'm really embarassed to be an American. then again, I went to the walmart in Obregon Mexico. it wasn't any better. I think maybe it's in the air conditioning. or Nargles
One day the whole world will be remade in the images from Walmart.
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by that time I hope there really are space aliens and they take me away
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Old 06-29-2010, 07:16 PM   #84
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by that time I hope there really are space aliens and they take me away
Come on kindlekitten. I've been savin the best pictures for when everyone brings the beer. Want me to show you some more? Kinda to build the excitement?
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I intend to die exactly 24 hours before that happens....
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I intend to die exactly 24 hours before that happens....
No way. They keep puttin up those Walmarts all over the place and people just go in once or twice like. And before you know it you like it. Just like me.

We'll just be good friends hangin around lookin at the girls. But it does help if you bring some beer.

Tell you what. I got a song for you that'll put you in the rite mood.
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No way. They keep puttin up those Walmarts all over the place and people just go in once or twice like. And before you know it you like it. Just like me.
With my luck, they'll start building Walmart's in hell...
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With my luck, they'll start building Walmart's in hell...
As opposed to being merely the gateways?
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With my luck, they'll start building Walmart's in hell...
Now I don't know fur real but I'm thinkin that they build them in hell and just push them up here while we sleep.

Maybe all them good lookin girls are here to tempt us. They tempt me.
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