Commercials I would love to see... - Page 6

Steven Lyle Jordan · 12-23-2008, 04:25 PM

Also inspired by the NYT article from this thread, and the use of the word "fetishistic" to describe print book lovers:

Close-up of a bookworm holding a printed book close to his chest, caressing it lovingly.

Voiceover (very manly/gruff, but could also be woman/aggressive): "You want a fetish?"

Suddenly a whip snakes out and snaps the book from his hand. The camera pulls back to see a woman in full bondage gear, holding the whip, with the book now at her feet.

Voiceover: "Get yourself a real one! You want to read? Try this."

An e-book reader is thrust into the bookworm's hands. He looks a bit nervously at the book, but even more nervously at the dominatrix, and rushes off with the reader.

As the camera pulls back, the voiceover announces: "[e-book reader brand here]. It's a book... not a fetish!"

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-18-2009, 02:42 PM

I think I'm gonna try working some of my commercials into my website redesign. I wasn't planning on doing any animation, etc, though, so I'll have to work out a good way to present them.

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12-23-2008, 04:25 PM	#76
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Also inspired by the NYT article from this thread, and the use of the word "fetishistic" to describe print book lovers: Close-up of a bookworm holding a printed book close to his chest, caressing it lovingly. Voiceover (very manly/gruff, but could also be woman/aggressive): "You want a fetish?" Suddenly a whip snakes out and snaps the book from his hand. The camera pulls back to see a woman in full bondage gear, holding the whip, with the book now at her feet. Voiceover: "Get yourself a real one! You want to read? Try this." An e-book reader is thrust into the bookworm's hands. He looks a bit nervously at the book, but even more nervously at the dominatrix, and rushes off with the reader. As the camera pulls back, the voiceover announces: "[e-book reader brand here]. It's a book... not a fetish!"

01-18-2009, 02:42 PM	#77
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I think I'm gonna try working some of my commercials into my website redesign. I wasn't planning on doing any animation, etc, though, so I'll have to work out a good way to present them.

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