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Old 01-20-2016, 10:55 PM   #8956
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Old 01-21-2016, 04:41 AM   #8957
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For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"

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Old 01-21-2016, 09:50 AM   #8958
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Old 01-21-2016, 10:55 AM   #8959
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Old 01-21-2016, 12:32 PM   #8960
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Old 01-21-2016, 12:45 PM   #8961
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:01 PM   #8962
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There, there, Pooh. Per your avatar, you are much too skinny to worry about anybody's rotisserie.
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Old 01-21-2016, 04:23 PM   #8963
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I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.
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Old 01-21-2016, 04:34 PM   #8964
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Oh my!! Not just separate nicknames? Too funny. What are the names (how different are they)?!
[Or was this just a joke, and not really personal?]
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Old 01-21-2016, 06:45 PM   #8965
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I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.
Me too, she calls her "Punkin" and I call her "That Damned Cat!!"
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Old 01-21-2016, 06:47 PM   #8966
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We also have separate names for my cat, I call her "Kitty Girl" but I can't say what she calls her on a family oriented forum.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:50 PM   #8967
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Old 01-22-2016, 02:19 AM   #8968
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Oh my!! Not just separate nicknames? Too funny. What are the names (how different are they)?!
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Sorry, it was a joke. I don't do personal on the webs.
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Old 01-22-2016, 09:47 AM   #8969
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"Have you got any two-watt bulbs?"

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"That'll do. I'll take two."

"Two what?"

"I thought you didn't have any."

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