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drjd · 12-04-2015, 08:24 AM

At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?

Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."

alansplace · 12-06-2015, 01:28 PM

yvanleterrible · 12-07-2015, 05:51 AM

Time for a groaner.

What type of reader does a pigglet use to read it's tale off...

Spoiler:

alansplace · 12-07-2015, 11:04 AM

drjd · 12-08-2015, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alansplace

A convincing interchange of mutual responsibilities.

wodin · 12-08-2015, 01:57 PM

26 Brilliant Gifts Only English Nerds Will Appreciate.

I thought this was appropriate for this forum, but didn't really know where to put it.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-08-2015, 04:00 PM

Number 26 is an obvious fail for some people around here. Dwindling. Hahahahah...

DMcCunney · 12-08-2015, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Number 26 is an obvious fail for some people around here. Dwindling. Hahahahah...

It's why I tell people the nice thing about eBooks is that you don't have to call the EMTs if my To Be Read stack topples over on me. (The number is measured in round thousands. If I can learn to read a different book with each eye I may make a dent in it.)
______
Dennis

ApK · 12-08-2015, 04:41 PM

Would the authoritative rules of feeding cattle be "fodder canon?"

badgoodDeb · 12-09-2015, 01:16 PM

Groan! Good one. You ought to put it in the Joke thread, where more people would see it!

ApK · 12-09-2015, 01:22 PM

thx. Maybe a mod will feel like moving it.

badgoodDeb · 12-09-2015, 01:29 PM

I don't think they move single entries. I was talking about a thread, not a forum.

This thread (if I can get the link right):
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35568

issybird · 12-09-2015, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApK

thx. Maybe a mod will feel like moving it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

I don't think they move single entries. I was talking about a thread, not a forum.

This thread (if I can get the link right):
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35568

Moved.

alansplace · 12-09-2015, 11:16 PM

ApK · 12-10-2015, 09:35 AM

I could totally see asking an author to sign the back of an ereader, or the cover, especially if your favorite author is prolific enough to fill the memory.

"This is my Nora Roberts ereader, and this is my Stephen King ereader, and this..."

12-06-2015, 01:28 PM	#8867
alansplace Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,895 Karma: 464403178 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: 33.9388° N, 117.2716° W Device: Kindles K-2, K-KB, PW 1 & 2, Voyage, Fire 2, 5 & HD 8, Surface 3, iPad	Humorous . . .

12-07-2015, 05:51 AM	#8868
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Time for a groaner. What type of reader does a pigglet use to read it's tale off... Spoiler: O-ink! Last edited by yvanleterrible; 12-07-2015 at 05:40 PM.

12-07-2015, 11:04 AM	#8869
alansplace Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,895 Karma: 464403178 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: 33.9388° N, 117.2716° W Device: Kindles K-2, K-KB, PW 1 & 2, Voyage, Fire 2, 5 & HD 8, Surface 3, iPad	Humorous . . .

12-08-2015, 04:41 PM	#8874
ApK Award-Winning Participant Posts: 7,392 Karma: 68715774 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ, USA Device: Kindle	I was wondering.... Would the authoritative rules of feeding cattle be "fodder canon?"

12-09-2015, 11:16 PM	#8879
alansplace Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,895 Karma: 464403178 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: 33.9388° N, 117.2716° W Device: Kindles K-2, K-KB, PW 1 & 2, Voyage, Fire 2, 5 & HD 8, Surface 3, iPad	ebook humor . . .

12-04-2015, 08:24 AM	#8866
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary? Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."

12-08-2015, 01:57 PM	#8871
wodin Illiterate Posts: 10,279 Karma: 37848716 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: The Sandwich Isles Device: Samsung Galaxy S10+, Microsoft Surface Pro	26 Brilliant Gifts Only English Nerds Will Appreciate. I thought this was appropriate for this forum, but didn't really know where to put it.

12-08-2015, 04:00 PM	#8872
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Number 26 is an obvious fail for some people around here. Dwindling. Hahahahah...

12-09-2015, 01:16 PM	#8875
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Groan! Good one. You ought to put it in the Joke thread, where more people would see it!

12-09-2015, 01:22 PM	#8876
ApK Award-Winning Participant Posts: 7,392 Karma: 68715774 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ, USA Device: Kindle	thx. Maybe a mod will feel like moving it.

12-09-2015, 01:29 PM	#8877
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	I don't think they move single entries. I was talking about a thread, not a forum. This thread (if I can get the link right): https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35568

12-10-2015, 09:35 AM	#8880
ApK Award-Winning Participant Posts: 7,392 Karma: 68715774 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ, USA Device: Kindle	I could totally see asking an author to sign the back of an ereader, or the cover, especially if your favorite author is prolific enough to fill the memory. "This is my Nora Roberts ereader, and this is my Stephen King ereader, and this..." Last edited by ApK; 12-10-2015 at 09:37 AM.

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