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Old 07-14-2015, 04:48 PM   #8731
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Old 07-15-2015, 01:04 PM   #8732
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

self referential joke only surpassed by:

An Irishman walks past a bar.






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Old 07-15-2015, 01:13 PM   #8733
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Old 07-16-2015, 03:44 AM   #8734
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self referential joke
Guy walks into a bar, says to the barmaid: Can I have a double entendre please?

So she gave him one.
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Old 07-16-2015, 09:07 AM   #8735
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I'm going to ask my doctor to up the dosage on my placebo.
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Old 07-16-2015, 09:33 AM   #8736
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Old 07-17-2015, 04:02 AM   #8737
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Old 07-24-2015, 07:09 AM   #8738
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Question False advertisement
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Old 07-24-2015, 01:31 PM   #8739
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Old 07-24-2015, 02:44 PM   #8740
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^ Absolutely.

And moreover, what about U+1F3E0?
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Old 07-24-2015, 02:51 PM   #8741
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Old 07-28-2015, 06:07 PM   #8742
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Old 08-03-2015, 08:24 AM   #8743
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Old 08-03-2015, 09:09 AM   #8744
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Shouldn't that be "Real quality assurance testers"?
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:36 AM   #8745
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From the original:

"Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL"

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b) Over 40 (at least!)
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