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Old 07-02-2015, 08:24 PM   #8716
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Everyone thinks that Stephen Hawking is a genius.

However, when you ask him a question and are waiting for him to type his reply into his speech generating device, how do you know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
With respect this is not funny and offensive in many ways...
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Old 07-03-2015, 12:17 AM   #8717
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Old 07-03-2015, 09:46 AM   #8718
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With respect this is not funny and offensive in many ways...
I don't get the joke, or how it's offensive.
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Old 07-03-2015, 09:30 PM   #8719
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:47 AM   #8720
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Old 07-06-2015, 02:34 PM   #8721
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Old 07-06-2015, 02:48 PM   #8722
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The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
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Old 07-07-2015, 03:35 AM   #8723
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Old 07-07-2015, 09:24 AM   #8724
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Old 07-07-2015, 11:20 AM   #8725
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With respect this is not funny and offensive in many ways...
Well I was going to call Hawking up and ask him if he was offended by the joke but all I get is his answering machine.
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Old 07-07-2015, 11:33 AM   #8726
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The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.

...possibly with lightening bolts striking down zeppelins on the way.
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:00 PM   #8727
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Old 07-10-2015, 06:58 AM   #8728
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Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"

The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After mass, he starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."
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Old 07-14-2015, 01:55 PM   #8729
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Old 07-14-2015, 03:18 PM   #8730
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