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Old 03-18-2015, 11:06 PM   #8551
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Someone told her that she needed to give her engine some oil...

So she did
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OMG!!
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Old 03-19-2015, 12:03 AM   #8552
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Please tell me that no one suggested she "warm the engine up."
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Old 03-19-2015, 06:32 AM   #8553
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Old 03-19-2015, 05:16 PM   #8554
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"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honor," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."
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Old 03-26-2015, 05:52 AM   #8555
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Somebody told this blonde to add oil to her Mini.
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Old 03-26-2015, 06:38 AM   #8556
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Somebody told this blonde to add oil to her Mini.
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Old 03-26-2015, 06:55 AM   #8557
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Well if the car really needs oil....
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Old 03-26-2015, 04:27 PM   #8558
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Right. They didn't say at what frequency...
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Old 03-27-2015, 03:14 PM   #8559
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Old 03-29-2015, 11:03 AM   #8560
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Old 03-30-2015, 02:48 PM   #8561
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My wife left me because I was suffering from depression.

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Old 03-30-2015, 09:54 PM   #8562
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Old 03-31-2015, 12:17 PM   #8563
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Old 03-31-2015, 02:01 PM   #8564
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Old 03-31-2015, 02:06 PM   #8565
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