Silliness Whatʻs the question? - Page 57

ShortNCuddlyAm · 07-11-2010, 09:05 PM

What did AOL ensure there was never a shortage of?

Ice cream keyboard

SameOldStory · 07-11-2010, 10:55 PM

Where do you get finger liking good music from?

foremast

TGS · 07-12-2010, 04:32 AM

What sort of mast might you use before you get down to the real business of masting?

Larkspur

SameOldStory · 07-12-2010, 09:50 PM

Who’s an old ferry?

Spoiler:

jellied eel

MJK2111 · 07-13-2010, 11:40 AM

What might one serve alongside candied snapper?

bareback

TGS · 07-13-2010, 05:41 PM

What type of rider might sometimes suffer chafing?

Manzanilla olives

WT Sharpe · 07-13-2010, 06:23 PM

What would be the result if Popeye's girlfriend mated with a bottle of fino sherry?

Wanna' buy a toothbrush?

TGS · 07-13-2010, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

What you be the result if Popeye's girlfriend mated with a bottle of fino sherry?

Quote:

How do I get rid of that image?

What should one never say to a toothbrush salesman?

Darning needle

ShortNCuddlyAm · 07-13-2010, 07:58 PM

If you find yourself swearing a lot whilst sewing, what needle should you have?

Chocolate teapot

SameOldStory · 07-13-2010, 09:25 PM

What should you not use in place of a chocolate fondue bowl?

A flamenco soft shoe dance

TGS · 07-14-2010, 07:57 AM

What would Fred Astaire do if he was locked in a room with Jesús Torres?

It's not theft, it's liberation.

GeoffC · 07-14-2010, 08:06 AM

What did the bank manager say as he billed you for his 5 minutes chat in the grand office ?

Quietly goes it!

TGS · 07-14-2010, 08:55 AM

Can you tell me something about "it"?

Laugh? I almost smiled!

GeoffC · 07-14-2010, 08:58 AM

Call that a joke?

It needs a name.

dsvick · 07-14-2010, 09:30 AM

What did Lorenzo say to himself after the biology experiment went horribly wrong?

Reader's Digest.

07-12-2010, 09:50 PM	#844
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Who’s an old ferry? Spoiler: jellied eel Last edited by SameOldStory; 07-12-2010 at 09:56 PM.

07-13-2010, 06:23 PM	#847
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	What would be the result if Popeye's girlfriend mated with a bottle of fino sherry? Wanna' buy a toothbrush? Last edited by WT Sharpe; 07-13-2010 at 06:41 PM.

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ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	What did AOL ensure there was never a shortage of? Ice cream keyboard

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TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	What sort of mast might you use before you get down to the real business of masting? Larkspur

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TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	What type of rider might sometimes suffer chafing? Manzanilla olives

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ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	If you find yourself swearing a lot whilst sewing, what needle should you have? Chocolate teapot

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	What should you not use in place of a chocolate fondue bowl? A flamenco soft shoe dance

07-14-2010, 07:57 AM	#851
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	What would Fred Astaire do if he was locked in a room with Jesús Torres? It's not theft, it's liberation.

07-14-2010, 08:06 AM	#852
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	What did the bank manager say as he billed you for his 5 minutes chat in the grand office ? Quietly goes it!

07-14-2010, 08:55 AM	#853
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	Can you tell me something about "it"? Laugh? I almost smiled!

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07-14-2010, 09:30 AM	#855
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