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Old 12-18-2014, 10:13 PM   #8281
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Texting Codes for Senior Citizens as follows:

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:59 PM   #8282
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lol Fbone. I wonder what they also mean with OMG. hahaha

This one is not a joke per se but I find this to be really amusing:

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naïve, it may be over sophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.

Clifton Fadiman, essayist (1904-1999)
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:08 AM   #8283
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@Fbone. HaHaHa.

I would add SMFW texting code for confused senior geeks. Don't get it?
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:53 AM   #8284
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:55 AM   #8285
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:36 PM   #8286
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:11 PM   #8287
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Old 12-20-2014, 12:08 AM   #8288
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Old 12-20-2014, 05:00 PM   #8289
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I groaned, which I suppose is the correct response! Very good.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:24 PM   #8290
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:26 PM   #8291
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I think the must, as Lipton has yet to make a palatable tea.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:30 PM   #8292
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:47 PM   #8293
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:49 PM   #8294
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The vet picks the dog up and looks closely into his eyes and says, "I think I am going to have to put him down."

The terrified owner exclaims, "Why? Just because he's cross-eyed?" and the vet replies, "No, because he's getting heavy."
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