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Old 11-29-2014, 09:19 PM   #8206
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Old 11-30-2014, 10:44 PM   #8207
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Old 12-01-2014, 12:34 AM   #8208
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"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Marcus Brigstocke
Actually, that describes several people I know!
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Old 12-01-2014, 03:41 PM   #8209
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'When I was a kid, I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out.' - Josie Long
That's the definition I learned of "a couple", during the business of bargaining for cookies. Of course I always leaned towards the three definition.

People still look at me oddly when I use "couple" that way today. I am working on UN-learning it. Sigh.
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Old 12-01-2014, 03:48 PM   #8210
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Hope that xkcd comiv clears it up.
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Old 12-01-2014, 04:45 PM   #8211
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I'm sorry, but I think xkcd has those definitions wrong. I think it would be more correct to say "Two or more" for all of them. Especially if cookies are at stake.
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:05 PM   #8212
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I sure hope a married couple does not include the "or more" qualifier. But then again for Muslims and Mormons...
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Old 12-01-2014, 06:10 PM   #8213
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I sure hope a married couple does not include the "or more" qualifier. But then again for Muslims and Mormons...
It used to include those of the Jewish faith as well I understand. At least prior to the middle ages.
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Old 12-01-2014, 06:16 PM   #8214
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That's the definition I learned of "a couple", during the business of bargaining for cookies. Of course I always leaned towards the three definition.

People still look at me oddly when I use "couple" that way today. I am working on UN-learning it. Sigh.
You can certainly couple a few cookies.
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Old 12-01-2014, 06:32 PM   #8215
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Old 12-01-2014, 06:35 PM   #8216
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Old 12-01-2014, 08:37 PM   #8217
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Old 12-01-2014, 08:42 PM   #8218
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Old 12-01-2014, 10:57 PM   #8219
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Old 12-02-2014, 12:25 PM   #8220
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