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dsvick · 07-01-2010, 09:01 AM

What did Calvin, despite being horribly lost in the jungle, decide to call the carnivorous plant that had latched onto his leg?

Hotel California.

WT Sharpe · 07-01-2010, 09:09 AM

Where else, besides my bedroom, can you find mirrors on the ceiling?

The Roof of Heaven.

dsvick · 07-01-2010, 01:46 PM

What, after the mirrors were added, did Tom refer to his bedroom ceiling as?

Ping Pong.

SameOldStory · 07-01-2010, 04:59 PM

What are the names of the Chinese twins?

Lawyers at an accident

ShortNCuddlyAm · 07-01-2010, 06:54 PM

What are more voracious than vultures circling a recent kill?

A half open umbrella

Javed · 07-01-2010, 08:41 PM

Prepared for the precipitation that raged, the woman got out of the car. What was in her hand?

The Green Room.

happy_terd · 07-01-2010, 08:44 PM

What replaced the War Room at the Pentagon?

Three fat dogs

SameOldStory · 07-01-2010, 11:05 PM

What was trapped overnight in the butcher shop?

Jerry Lewis as Abraham Lincoln

TGS · 07-02-2010, 04:16 AM

Joan as a Policewoman started a trend in band names, have you heard the latest one?

Quendy Prong

dsvick · 07-02-2010, 02:36 PM

What was the name of Ping and Pong's brother?

citrus fruit.

Javed · 07-02-2010, 08:15 PM

What could a nice tangy drink be made with?

The escalator.

poohbear_nc · 07-02-2010, 09:26 PM

What do you use to jack up your Escalade?

Popsicle

Javed · 07-02-2010, 09:39 PM

What do you call the grandfather's bicycle on a hot day?

At warp speed.

SameOldStory · 07-02-2010, 09:55 PM

How fast does Elmer Fudd go when chasing the wabbit.

Self circumcision kit.

TGS · 07-03-2010, 03:45 AM

What do you buy the man who has everything?

The Strawbs

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dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	What did Calvin, despite being horribly lost in the jungle, decide to call the carnivorous plant that had latched onto his leg? Hotel California.

07-01-2010, 09:09 AM	#797
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Where else, besides my bedroom, can you find mirrors on the ceiling? The Roof of Heaven.

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dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	What, after the mirrors were added, did Tom refer to his bedroom ceiling as? Ping Pong.

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	What are the names of the Chinese twins? Lawyers at an accident

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ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	What are more voracious than vultures circling a recent kill? A half open umbrella

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Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Prepared for the precipitation that raged, the woman got out of the car. What was in her hand? The Green Room.

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	What was trapped overnight in the butcher shop? Jerry Lewis as Abraham Lincoln

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TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	Joan as a Policewoman started a trend in band names, have you heard the latest one? Quendy Prong

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07-02-2010, 08:15 PM	#806
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	What could a nice tangy drink be made with? The escalator.

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poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,647 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	What do you use to jack up your Escalade? Popsicle

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Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	What do you call the grandfather's bicycle on a hot day? At warp speed.

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	How fast does Elmer Fudd go when chasing the wabbit. Self circumcision kit.

07-03-2010, 03:45 AM	#810
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	What do you buy the man who has everything? The Strawbs