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Did you say, not your thumb you...
The Cutty Sark |
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What is a pretty good blended Scotch whisky?
Cottage Cheese |
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Bah, humbug!
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What is personal gas called when released in a modest dwelling?
Bent out of shape. |
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What happens to it after a lifetime of beating it with one hand?
Stargazy pie |
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Bah, humbug!
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What's the house specialty at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
Two bits. |
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What's the name of the rapper who suffers from diphallia?
Out, demons out |
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What’s all that noise in my head?
A puddy tat |
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What did you think you saw?
Two pints of milk and a pack of biscuits |
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What is a common slang name for a voluptuous woman?
Ugly baby disorder |
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What is the name of a common psychological condition among new parents that renders them totally incapable of accepting that their child looks like the illegitimate offspring of Winston Churchill and Alfred Hitchcock, if they're lucky?
Permitted Parenthood |
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What, among some sections of society, ought not exist?
Calamine lotion |
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They fell down a steep hill, rolled along and crashed into some poison ivy. What did they apply to help relieve the itching?
At midnight. |
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FUBAR!
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When do the majority of nocturnal erections occur?
peas and carrots |
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What does sick, outside pubs in Huddersfield, always contain?
Listeria, wisteria, one or the other. |
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The song writer wanted a word that rhymed with cafeteria. What would be a good choice?
New discovery. |
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