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Old 07-07-2014, 07:23 PM   #7876
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Ahahahah It looks like a DOS/BAT course is prereq to Chemistry ... Maybe a major in GREP next?
Well, grep (and awk, and sed) couldn't hurt, but you'll really want to learn python.
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Old 07-07-2014, 07:41 PM   #7877
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My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”
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Old 07-07-2014, 07:53 PM   #7878
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My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”
ooo - good one!
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Old 07-08-2014, 09:07 AM   #7879
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:25 AM   #7880
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:58 AM   #7881
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That reminds me: I need to make some more pot pies. I have everything I need except for one small item.

Pooh, would you like to come over my house for dinner?
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:04 PM   #7882
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That reminds me: I need to make some more pot pies. I have everything I need except for one small item.

Pooh, would you like to come over my house for dinner?
Didn't I kill you last year?
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:06 PM   #7883
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Didn't I kill you last year?
Is that an admission of guilt?
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:23 PM   #7884
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Didn't I just read this same string of comments in another thread?
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:45 PM   #7885
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:58 PM   #7886
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Because if the chicken gazes too long across the road, the road gazes also across the chicken.
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Old 07-08-2014, 04:22 PM   #7887
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Answers to questions asked on the way to the bathroom are not 
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Old 07-09-2014, 06:22 AM   #7888
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So true!

Natural needs are a form of torture set on a human body...by society.
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Old 07-09-2014, 05:51 PM   #7889
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Old 07-10-2014, 03:26 AM   #7890
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Music rippling, cascading through strange scales, bodies moving in harmony with the melodies, flowing from some untamed yet controlled focus, and at the same time, I watched in awe, mesmerized as I tried to stuff dollar bills into the thin G-string...



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