Silliness Chicken - Page 51

Solitaire1 · 11-03-2011, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

That's just the first wave.

And that's only the manicurists. Representatives all of the fast food resturants will be behind them.

AprilHare · 11-03-2011, 07:43 PM

For little old me? My flesh is hard and only fit to be an old boiler and you want to sent fast food reps to chase me?

poohbear_nc · 11-03-2011, 07:46 PM

Maybe they're sending a masseuse too!

AprilHare · 11-03-2011, 07:52 PM

One certainly hopes not!
Although my wings are getting a little sore.. I don't trust their intentions. And it won't make me any tastier.

AprilHare · 11-03-2011, 07:53 PM

Oh, and don't give them bad ideas pooh! Do you want them eating chicken tonight?

poohbear_nc · 11-03-2011, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

Oh, and don't give them bad ideas pooh! Do you want them eating chicken tonight?

Nah - just enough attention to limber up your wings & drum sticks - so you can dash away to safety! Leaving them hungry! And paying the bill for the masseuse!

Solitaire1 · 11-04-2011, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Nah - just enough attention to limber up your wings & drum sticks - so you can dash away to safety! Leaving them hungry! And paying the bill for the masseuse!

Sorry but the masseuses will be coming after you for the bill. They are relentless and shall not stop until they get what's due to them.

Dylrob · 11-04-2011, 10:00 PM

AprilHare · 11-05-2011, 03:28 AM

There is a good reason to never eat chicken. You become like that man.

AprilHare · 11-05-2011, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Sorry but the masseuses will be coming after you for the bill. They are relentless and shall now stop until they get what's due to them.

The barter economy is dead; they won't accept a chicken. They'll make you pay, Solitaire1, because everyone knows chooks don't have any money.

Solitaire1 · 11-06-2011, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

The barter economy is dead; they won't accept a chicken. They'll make you pay, Solitaire1, because everyone knows chooks don't have any money.

I'm sure they would accept a tasty and well-prepared chicken meal for services rendered. When they are finished there will be a large number of defenseless chooks available.

PeterT · 11-06-2011, 09:27 AM

We ARE talking barter and not batter? Right??

Solitaire1 · 11-07-2011, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterT

We ARE talking barter and not batter? Right??

Better batter barters better.

AprilHare · 11-07-2011, 04:18 AM

The only thing that batters me is how gobsmacked I am that you're all still trying to find me! What a waste of time. You'll never find me. Or eat me.

PeterT · 11-07-2011, 08:59 AM

As Flanders and Swann said Eating People is WRONG. Unfortunately, they were in a very non enlightened time; nowadays it would be Eating Chicken is WRONG.

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11-03-2011, 07:43 PM	#752
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	For little old me? My flesh is hard and only fit to be an old boiler and you want to sent fast food reps to chase me?

11-03-2011, 07:46 PM	#753
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,434 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Maybe they're sending a masseuse too!

11-03-2011, 07:52 PM	#754
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	One certainly hopes not! Although my wings are getting a little sore.. I don't trust their intentions. And it won't make me any tastier.

11-03-2011, 07:53 PM	#755
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Oh, and don't give them bad ideas pooh! Do you want them eating chicken tonight?

11-04-2011, 10:00 PM	#758
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite

11-05-2011, 03:28 AM	#759
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	There is a good reason to never eat chicken. You become like that man.

11-06-2011, 09:27 AM	#762
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,734 Karma: 80104526 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour	We ARE talking barter and not batter? Right??

11-07-2011, 04:18 AM	#764
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	The only thing that batters me is how gobsmacked I am that you're all still trying to find me! What a waste of time. You'll never find me. Or eat me.

11-07-2011, 08:59 AM	#765
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,734 Karma: 80104526 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour	As Flanders and Swann said Eating People is WRONG. Unfortunately, they were in a very non enlightened time; nowadays it would be Eating Chicken is WRONG.