The Vent and Rant Thread - Page 50

pshrynk · 08-13-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

believe me, i am continually praying scientists will find a way to more equitably redistribute the world's precipitation. even if we can't ship it all the way to the antipodes i'm sure the south of this country (perpetually in a drought, according to the news) would appreciate it.

i think that opthalmologists are probably all frustrated sadists and torturers who have found the profession to be a refreshing outlet for their normally illegal tendencies. i suspect they give you the eyedrops that make you blind just so you cannot see them rubbing their hands together in evil glee as they shoot horrifying, unnamed things at your defenseless ocular globes.

I keep telling ya, there is an optical device that does it by shining light in your eye, but no one will believe me.

nekokami · 08-13-2008, 10:09 AM

There's an optical device that redistributes rain by shining a light in Queen Zelda's eye? Okay, I guess I can believe that....

pshrynk · 08-13-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

There's an optical device that redistributes rain by shining a light in Queen Zelda's eye? Okay, I guess I can believe that....

It's amazing what can be accomplished by science these days.

zelda_pinwheel · 08-13-2008, 10:35 AM

sorry, even for so worthy a cause as redistributing rain, i'm not trusting any scientist with anything near my eyes ("just a light", pull the other one...). nice try.

slayda · 08-13-2008, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

sorry, even for so worthy a cause as redistributing rain, i'm not trusting any scientist with anything near my eyes ("just a light", pull the other one...). nice try.

Wait until they use a stick to "warp" your eyeball in order to get the (laser) light to the correct place for surgery. Not fun.

zelda_pinwheel · 08-13-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by slayda

Wait until they use a stick to "warp" your eyeball in order to get the (laser) light to the correct place for surgery. Not fun.

yes, my point exactly.

DixieGal · 08-13-2008, 11:58 AM

I win. They punch holes in my eyeballs quite often, but the latest effort in June was 3 big holes at the same time. 1 for the camera & tools, 1 for the incoming fluid, and 1 for the suction. But I can still wink!

GeoffC · 08-13-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

believe me, i am continually praying scientists will find a way to more equitably redistribute the world's precipitation.

we did, somehow M. Enterprises was tasked with the project; somehow a person, as yet un-named, pressed too many red buttons, and the chosen spot for this month turned out to be over and around .....Paris....

zelda_pinwheel · 08-13-2008, 12:00 PM

for god's sake put a warning before telling something like that next time so i have time to cover my eyes and look away !!!!! aarg !!! i'm still squirming and cringing at that idea, sheesh. i may have nightmares tonight.

Sparrow · 08-13-2008, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

I win. They punch holes in my eyeballs quite often, but the latest effort in June was 3 big holes at the same time. 1 for the camera & tools, 1 for the incoming fluid, and 1 for the suction. But I can still wink!

Blooming 'eck!

I hope it helped.

Do you get used to procedures like that? I can't imagine having stuff put in my eye.

DixieGal · 08-13-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

Blooming 'eck!

I hope it helped.

Do you get used to procedures like that? I can't imagine having stuff put in my eye.

ZP: DON'T READ THIS

Yes, actually, you sort of do get used to it. The hard part is seeing the sharp things that they are poking thru to the back of the eyeball and not flinching.

Enough about me. How are you?

badgoodDeb · 08-13-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Enough about me. How are you?

Ummm .... slightly sick to the tummy, having read through this discussion. I should heed the ZP warnings and not read such stuff. I have an eye phobia, I think.

GeoffC · 08-13-2008, 02:06 PM

no, i'm like most of you, scared of any procedure that has to do with the eyeballs....it's bad enough with ears - but having to see an instrument approaching - let's face it, it's the one part of the body that can't turn away ..... in fact put that way the eyes are very vulnerable ..... gggaaaaaaaaaa

slayda · 08-13-2008, 02:13 PM

Once had day surgery to remove two cysts, one on my scalp and one on my left buttock. I found out that "where I live" is closer to my head, and that's where my eyes are.

DixieGal · 08-13-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by slayda

Once had day surgery to remove two cysts, one on my scalp and one on my left buttock. I found out that "where I live" is closer to my head, and that's where my eyes are.

I live closer to my butt, seeing as how it's all big and warm and fluffy. And has more hair.

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08-13-2008, 10:09 AM	#737
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	There's an optical device that redistributes rain by shining a light in Queen Zelda's eye? Okay, I guess I can believe that....

08-13-2008, 10:35 AM	#739
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	sorry, even for so worthy a cause as redistributing rain, i'm not trusting any scientist with anything near my eyes ("just a light", pull the other one...). nice try.

08-13-2008, 11:58 AM	#742
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I win. They punch holes in my eyeballs quite often, but the latest effort in June was 3 big holes at the same time. 1 for the camera & tools, 1 for the incoming fluid, and 1 for the suction. But I can still wink!

08-13-2008, 12:00 PM	#744
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	for god's sake put a warning before telling something like that next time so i have time to cover my eyes and look away !!!!! aarg !!! i'm still squirming and cringing at that idea, sheesh. i may have nightmares tonight.

08-13-2008, 02:06 PM	#748
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	no, i'm like most of you, scared of any procedure that has to do with the eyeballs....it's bad enough with ears - but having to see an instrument approaching - let's face it, it's the one part of the body that can't turn away ..... in fact put that way the eyes are very vulnerable ..... gggaaaaaaaaaa

08-13-2008, 02:13 PM	#749
slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	Once had day surgery to remove two cysts, one on my scalp and one on my left buttock. I found out that "where I live" is closer to my head, and that's where my eyes are.

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