Silliness So, what would you RATHER be doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 5

happy_terd · 09-05-2010, 03:04 PM

I wish it was nap time already.

happy_terd · 09-06-2010, 04:11 PM

I wish I had more free time.

GA Russell · 09-06-2010, 05:32 PM

Labor Day is a special day for fans of the Canadian Football League. Every year the Toronto Argonauts play the Hamilton Tiger-Cats and the Edmonton Eskimos play the Calgary Stampeders.

I am doing exactly what I would want, listening to the Argos-Ticats game. The Ticats are about to win it 28-13.

recluse · 09-06-2010, 06:51 PM

I'ed rather be on the toilet.

SneakySnake · 09-06-2010, 07:09 PM

I'd rather not be on the toilet! Especially with my reader.

recluse · 09-06-2010, 07:21 PM

You're supposed to read with it, Sneaky.
Not wipe with it!

SneakySnake · 09-06-2010, 07:35 PM

I wondered!

happy_terd · 09-06-2010, 08:06 PM

Would help with the glare issue.

phenomshel · 09-06-2010, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Would help with the glare issue.

EWWWWW!!!!!!

WT Sharpe · 09-06-2010, 11:46 PM

I'd rather be enjoying retirement with my lottery winnings.

recluse · 09-07-2010, 12:21 AM

I don't know what I'ed rather be doing,
but I know I'ed rather be doing something.
Maybe even something else.
That would be something, wouldn't it?
Then I could say what I'ed rather be doing,
instead of that I would rather be doing something,
But I'm not.
Because I don't know what I'ed rather be doing.
I just know that I would.
Rather be doing something.
If I knew what it was that I'ed rather be doing.
This is kind of fun,
but I don't think I would rather be doing this.
Sometimes, I rather I wasn't doing anything.
Even if I'ed rather be doing nothing.
Which is entirely different from rathering to not be doing anything.
Rathering to do nothing is much more involved.
Still, it beats rathering to do something,
and not knowing what I'ed rather be doing.
W.C. Fields once said: "All in all, I'ed rather be in Philadelphia".
Which was good enough for him.
Still, I'ed really rather not.
Honestly, I'ed rather not think about it,
But that's not what I'ed rather be doing either.
I wonder, what would Dan Rather?
Hell, why would Dan Rather?
For that matter, who is Dan when he Rathers?
Sometimes I wonder where this stuff comes from.
But I would rather not be wondering about it.
Everybody else just rathers away.
While I sit here with rather block.
Maybe I shouldn't rather at all.
Is it easier to prefer rather than rather?
Do people prefer preferring, or do they rather rathering?
Would Dan Rather rather rather?
Rather odd question, that.
I'ed rather not go into that.
It sounds like a complicated bit of rathering,
and I was hoping for a nice, light bit of rathering.
Sometimes, a little rathering helps me sleep.
Now I'll be up all night,
pondering the deep ratherings of the human condition,
as it applies to Dan Rather.
And if he would rather be rathering.
Rather rathers, that is.

SneakySnake · 09-07-2010, 02:22 AM

I'd rather be a piston than a tappet!

WT Sharpe · 09-07-2010, 02:42 AM

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

happy_terd · 09-07-2010, 10:18 AM

I'd rather be naked than clothed.

WT Sharpe · 09-07-2010, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

I'd rather be naked than clothed.

Me too. The rest of the world is of another opinion.

09-06-2010, 11:46 PM	#70
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	I'd rather be enjoying retirement with my lottery winnings. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 09-06-2010 at 11:55 PM.

09-05-2010, 03:04 PM	#61
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I wish it was nap time already.

09-06-2010, 04:11 PM	#62
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I wish I had more free time.

09-06-2010, 05:32 PM	#63
GA Russell Stampeders are hot! Posts: 7,692 Karma: 31487351 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC Device: Paperwhite, Kindles 10 & 4 and jetBook Lite	Labor Day is a special day for fans of the Canadian Football League. Every year the Toronto Argonauts play the Hamilton Tiger-Cats and the Edmonton Eskimos play the Calgary Stampeders. I am doing exactly what I would want, listening to the Argos-Ticats game. The Ticats are about to win it 28-13.

09-06-2010, 06:51 PM	#64
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I'ed rather be on the toilet.

09-06-2010, 07:09 PM	#65
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I'd rather not be on the toilet! Especially with my reader.

09-06-2010, 07:21 PM	#66
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	You're supposed to read with it, Sneaky. Not wipe with it!

09-06-2010, 07:35 PM	#67
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I wondered!

09-06-2010, 08:06 PM	#68
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Would help with the glare issue.

09-07-2010, 12:21 AM	#71
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I don't know what I'ed rather be doing, but I know I'ed rather be doing something. Maybe even something else. That would be something, wouldn't it? Then I could say what I'ed rather be doing, instead of that I would rather be doing something, But I'm not. Because I don't know what I'ed rather be doing. I just know that I would. Rather be doing something. If I knew what it was that I'ed rather be doing. This is kind of fun, but I don't think I would rather be doing this. Sometimes, I rather I wasn't doing anything. Even if I'ed rather be doing nothing. Which is entirely different from rathering to not be doing anything. Rathering to do nothing is much more involved. Still, it beats rathering to do something, and not knowing what I'ed rather be doing. W.C. Fields once said: "All in all, I'ed rather be in Philadelphia". Which was good enough for him. Still, I'ed really rather not. Honestly, I'ed rather not think about it, But that's not what I'ed rather be doing either. I wonder, what would Dan Rather? Hell, why would Dan Rather? For that matter, who is Dan when he Rathers? Sometimes I wonder where this stuff comes from. But I would rather not be wondering about it. Everybody else just rathers away. While I sit here with rather block. Maybe I shouldn't rather at all. Is it easier to prefer rather than rather? Do people prefer preferring, or do they rather rathering? Would Dan Rather rather rather? Rather odd question, that. I'ed rather not go into that. It sounds like a complicated bit of rathering, and I was hoping for a nice, light bit of rathering. Sometimes, a little rathering helps me sleep. Now I'll be up all night, pondering the deep ratherings of the human condition, as it applies to Dan Rather. And if he would rather be rathering. Rather rathers, that is.

09-07-2010, 02:22 AM	#72
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I'd rather be a piston than a tappet!

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09-07-2010, 02:42 AM	#73
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

09-07-2010, 10:18 AM	#74
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I'd rather be naked than clothed.