Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 5

GeoffC · 05-22-2010, 05:31 AM

She was still babbling and then pointing out a large shadow on the wall.....

"He's here !"

omk3 · 05-22-2010, 08:20 AM

The shadow gradually took shape and became three-dimensional - and hairy.
"Hello", it said in a baritone, dignified voice.

GeoffC · 05-22-2010, 08:45 AM

The Dame fainted. I caught her, just before the ape, gibbon - whatever could.....

LazyScot · 05-22-2010, 04:29 PM

"Could what?" asked the dignified baritone voice.

The voice eventually ended the silence (I was too distracted by holding the really, really, cute lady to even try and answer) with the explanation "Your internal monologue leaks."

omk3 · 05-22-2010, 06:34 PM

I felt my face redden at the comment. "Say, you're pretty eloquent for an ape", I told him while I carefully deposited the blonde on my creaking couch.

LazyScot · 05-22-2010, 07:12 PM

"It's a useful attribute for a psychiatrist," replied the ape, confusingly. "If the young lady that is the subject of your Freudian monologues has not yet engaged your services, I have a proposition that may be of interest."

zelda_pinwheel · 05-22-2010, 07:14 PM

remembering that private eyes are always hard up for dough, i decided to play it cool and see where it led. "i'm listening," i said to him (coolly).

LazyScot · 05-22-2010, 07:35 PM

"I have reason to believe a secretive organisation with the acronym AWL wishes ill on some very good friends of mine and that this young lady knows something about it. Find me details and evidence and I can offer you $300 a day, plus expenses."

zelda_pinwheel · 05-22-2010, 07:38 PM

intriguing ; could it be the dame wasn't as sweet as she looked ? for 3 large a day i was willing to try to find out, especially if i played it close enough to the vest to keep an eye on the hairy guy for the dame, as well.

LazyScot · 05-22-2010, 07:49 PM

"Excellent. However, might I suggest you have your monologue leak looked at before it places you into an uncomfortable situation--some might object to being called a hairy guy."

SneakySnake · 05-22-2010, 10:26 PM

"Is it the 'hairy', or the 'guy' that worries you?" I said. He looked at me with the strangest expression I had seen on a big hairy guy.

dreams · 05-23-2010, 02:43 AM

"Well, what would you like me to call you?" I shot back at him (I was getting a little irritated with this fancy-talking big ape).

Just as he opened his big, hairy mouth, I heard a delicate (and might I say, very sexy) little cough from the Dame on the couch.

LazyScot · 05-23-2010, 07:57 AM

"Guy," said the ape as the dame raised the banana and pointed it meancingly at the ape who proceeded disappear, dropping an envelope as he fled.

"That's him; he's stalking me," screamed the dame.

GeoffC · 05-23-2010, 08:32 AM

She screamed again!

The shadow across the wall drifted onto, and then slowly across, the ceiling before it disappeared as the light flickered and finally extinguished with a fizzle and pop!

dsvick · 05-23-2010, 10:07 AM

"Yes, that was him," I confirmed, then, in a flash of capitalistic insight added, "I manged to fend him off this time but I'm afraid my rates will have to be adjusted due to size of ape, errr, situation I mean."

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05-22-2010, 05:31 AM	#61
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	She was still babbling and then pointing out a large shadow on the wall..... "He's here !"

05-22-2010, 08:20 AM	#62
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	The shadow gradually took shape and became three-dimensional - and hairy. "Hello", it said in a baritone, dignified voice.

05-22-2010, 08:45 AM	#63
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	The Dame fainted. I caught her, just before the ape, gibbon - whatever could.....

05-22-2010, 04:29 PM	#64
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Could what?" asked the dignified baritone voice. The voice eventually ended the silence (I was too distracted by holding the really, really, cute lady to even try and answer) with the explanation "Your internal monologue leaks."

05-22-2010, 06:34 PM	#65
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	I felt my face redden at the comment. "Say, you're pretty eloquent for an ape", I told him while I carefully deposited the blonde on my creaking couch.

05-22-2010, 07:12 PM	#66
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"It's a useful attribute for a psychiatrist," replied the ape, confusingly. "If the young lady that is the subject of your Freudian monologues has not yet engaged your services, I have a proposition that may be of interest."

05-22-2010, 07:14 PM	#67
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	remembering that private eyes are always hard up for dough, i decided to play it cool and see where it led. "i'm listening," i said to him (coolly).

05-22-2010, 07:35 PM	#68
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"I have reason to believe a secretive organisation with the acronym AWL wishes ill on some very good friends of mine and that this young lady knows something about it. Find me details and evidence and I can offer you $300 a day, plus expenses."

05-22-2010, 07:38 PM	#69
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	intriguing ; could it be the dame wasn't as sweet as she looked ? for 3 large a day i was willing to try to find out, especially if i played it close enough to the vest to keep an eye on the hairy guy for the dame, as well.

05-22-2010, 07:49 PM	#70
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Excellent. However, might I suggest you have your monologue leak looked at before it places you into an uncomfortable situation--some might object to being called a hairy guy."

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05-22-2010, 10:26 PM	#71
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	"Is it the 'hairy', or the 'guy' that worries you?" I said. He looked at me with the strangest expression I had seen on a big hairy guy.

05-23-2010, 02:43 AM	#72
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"Well, what would you like me to call you?" I shot back at him (I was getting a little irritated with this fancy-talking big ape). Just as he opened his big, hairy mouth, I heard a delicate (and might I say, very sexy) little cough from the Dame on the couch.

05-23-2010, 07:57 AM	#73
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Guy," said the ape as the dame raised the banana and pointed it meancingly at the ape who proceeded disappear, dropping an envelope as he fled. "That's him; he's stalking me," screamed the dame.

05-23-2010, 08:32 AM	#74
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	She screamed again! The shadow across the wall drifted onto, and then slowly across, the ceiling before it disappeared as the light flickered and finally extinguished with a fizzle and pop!

05-23-2010, 10:07 AM	#75
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	"Yes, that was him," I confirmed, then, in a flash of capitalistic insight added, "I manged to fend him off this time but I'm afraid my rates will have to be adjusted due to size of ape, errr, situation I mean."