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Old 05-24-2010, 08:39 PM   #61
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If the new borg half-boob comes with a laser and compartment for lipstick and change, then bring it on!
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Old 05-24-2010, 09:37 PM   #62
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If the new borg half-boob comes with a laser and compartment for lipstick and change, then bring it on!
Errmm...putting in your order with the central cube tonight ... let's see:

1. Nipple-fired laser -- check
2. Storage compartments -- check
3. Power drill attachment -- check
4. Glowing red eye -- optional - not included in quoted cost
5. Ability to lay waste to entire towns & civilizations -- check
6. Cross-your-heart holster -- check
7. Please enclose several valid credit card numbers and we'll get the drones working right away on your rush order.

You might want to also consider purchasing regeneration insurance for your spouse and any pets ... just in case you have some learning "accidents" when you take your new implant out of its protective holster.
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:21 PM   #63
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Errmm...putting in your order with the central cube tonight ... let's see:

1. Nipple-fired laser -- check
2. Storage compartments -- check
3. Power drill attachment -- check
4. Glowing red eye -- optional - not included in quoted cost
5. Ability to lay waste to entire towns & civilizations -- check
6. Cross-your-heart holster -- check
7. Please enclose several valid credit card numbers and we'll get the drones working right away on your rush order.

You might want to also consider purchasing regeneration insurance for your spouse and any pets ... just in case you have some learning "accidents" when you take your new implant out of its protective holster.
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:43 PM   #64
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:21 AM   #65
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:24 AM   #66
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:39 PM   #67
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Why can't I flash it? It should have flash, because I want the optional camera app and may want to take nighttime covert photos.

To the trash heap with 7 of 9! I betcha hers didn't have a place to store lipstick and parking change.

BTW, the post-op visit today went well. Apparently it is normal to still be in pain a week after the surgery. Otherwise, all is well and I don't have to go back to see him unless another tumor should happen to be found.

I never want to lay eyes on him again NEVER!
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:46 PM   #68
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:48 PM   #69
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Why can't I flash it? It should have flash, because I want the optional camera app and may want to take nighttime covert photos.

To the trash heap with 7 of 9! I betcha hers didn't have a place to store lipstick and parking change.

BTW, the post-op visit today went well. Apparently it is normal to still be in pain a week after the surgery. Otherwise, all is well and I don't have to go back to see him unless another tumor should happen to be found.

I never want to lay eyes on him again NEVER!
But you may appreciate this, DG:

At the government shipyard where I work, camera phones aren't allowed. I asked Security if my SideKick (which I no longer have) was OK, since it has no built-in camera, and the only way to take pictures is to physically attach a camera. I was told no, because it was considered "camera ready."

¿¿¿WTF???

My arse is camera ready should I decide to attach one there!

Bureaucrats! Sheesh!

Back on topic: Glad to hear you don't need to return anytime soon!
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