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Old 03-10-2010, 05:47 PM   #61
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Puke on him/her and say: "that's what I think of you"
Shoot yourself
Say "I want us to be just friends. Pen friends."
Make him/her a voodoo doll. Make it obvious whose doll it is. Get a chainsaw. Then cut her/his favorite tree and let it fall on the doll. He/she should be watching.
Kiss her/him goodbye, leave and never turn around.
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Old 03-10-2010, 05:48 PM   #62
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Old 03-10-2010, 07:43 PM   #63
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Old 03-10-2010, 08:55 PM   #64
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:25 AM   #65
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:02 AM   #66
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:06 AM   #67
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:28 PM   #68
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Dark Golden Blonde
Copper Blonde
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:41 PM   #69
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:05 PM   #70
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Old 03-14-2010, 05:07 PM   #71
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Burning down a movie theater showing "Speed 4"

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Old 03-14-2010, 05:33 PM   #72
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  1. Alien abduction
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  3. "I was too ill to ring in sick"
  4. Monday....are you sure?
  5. The cat ate my trousers

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Old 03-14-2010, 07:08 PM   #73
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  4. Monday....are you sure?
  5. The cat ate my trousers

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Old 03-14-2010, 10:13 PM   #74
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Double chocolate chips muffin
Triple chocolate cookies
Vanilla icecream with hot cherries and chocolate shavings
Venison roast with chocolate sauce
Chocolate pudding with homemade vanilla sauce

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Old 03-14-2010, 10:58 PM   #75
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