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Old 02-02-2010, 01:04 PM   #61
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That could be one of the reasons. But I have been a chaperon during ultrasound examinations a few times when teenage girls (15 and under) came in for examinations.

The most memorable was a case where a 14 year old turned up with Mum, brother & boyfriend. A pregnancy was confirmed. Brother & boyfriend just started beating the crap out of her and Mum just yelled at her. Following the little bit that was said:

Mum: I told you not to sleep with the boys you stupid #@$*
Girl: But I didn't. Mum I swear I didn't
Mum: Don't lie to me, you are f#$@g pregnant that's what you are
Girl: But I didn't. I didn't do anything wrong
Mum: How the f@#$ did you get pregnant if you didn't sleep with a boy
Girl: But I didn't sleep with him
Mum: What the F#$@
Girl: I swear Mum, I didn't
Mum: How the hell could he f#$% get you pregnant if you didn't sleep with him
Girl: We didn't sleep together. But you didn't say anything about standing

Hmmm - I'd say more sex ed needed.
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there have been quite a few studies done. there is a dramatic DECREASE in sex ed. the message that parents want sent to their students is; "don't have sex, you won't get pregnant". and that's ALL they want to have introduced at the school level. it's not working
I agree with both of you. "Just say no" is bad enough. Just saying "I don't know" is ludicrous.
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:34 AM   #62
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That could be one of the reasons. But I have been a chaperon during ultrasound examinations a few times when teenage girls (15 and under) came in for examinations.

The most memorable was a case where a 14 year old turned up with Mum, brother & boyfriend. A pregnancy was confirmed. Brother & boyfriend just started beating the crap out of her and Mum just yelled at her. Following the little bit that was said:

Mum: I told you not to sleep with the boys you stupid #@$*
Girl: But I didn't. Mum I swear I didn't
Mum: Don't lie to me, you are f#$@g pregnant that's what you are
Girl: But I didn't. I didn't do anything wrong
Mum: How the f@#$ did you get pregnant if you didn't sleep with a boy
Girl: But I didn't sleep with him
Mum: What the F#$@
Girl: I swear Mum, I didn't
Mum: How the hell could he f#$% get you pregnant if you didn't sleep with him
Girl: We didn't sleep together. But you didn't say anything about standing

Hmmm - I'd say more sex ed needed.


the punchline I was waiting for was; "but Muuuum, we didn't sleep!!!!"


[Historical question, who started the idea that having sexual relations (droll) was the same as sleeping?]
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:55 AM   #63
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the punchline I was waiting for was; "but Muuuum, we didn't sleep!!!!"
Me too.

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[Historical question, who started the idea that having sexual relations (droll) was the same as sleeping?]
Probably the same person who first said, "I'm seeing someone now" when everyone knew they really meant "I'm ...

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Old 02-03-2010, 09:43 AM   #64
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and of course now we have "hiking in the Appalachians"
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and of course now we have "hiking in the Appalachians"

we ......... ..... Do ?
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Yes, that’s it! The same person who first said, "I'm seeing someone now" when everyone knew they really meant, "I'm hiking the Appalachians!"

That's who started the idea that it was the same as sleeping!
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:05 AM   #67
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and of course now we have "hiking in the Appalachians"
So saying that you've hiked the Appalachian trail is now a bad thing or a badge of honor in some circles?
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Ahhhh . . . where would we be without all these quaint metaphors?


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Ah, so while news of my state's Governor made headlines nationwide, at least it seems to not have made much impact in Scotland!

http://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/evasive/1905/

But, of course, he doesn't hold a candle to our Lieutenant Governor, who thinks we should not feed poor children because they might breed:

http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyb...stray-animals/

http://www.heraldonline.com/front/story/1915717.html
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But, of course, he doesn't hold a candle to our Lieutenant Governor, who thinks we should not feed poor children because they might breed:

http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyb...stray-animals/

http://www.heraldonline.com/front/story/1915717.html
By the same logic, that means we should disallow public-sector financial gain of any kind because it might result in the wrong kind of people running for public office.
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Fortunately no.

What worries me is if some tries to come up with "Walk the West Highland Way" or "Along the Great Glen Way" as a localised alternatives....
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What worries me is if some tries to come up with "Walk the West Highland Way" or "Along the Great Glen Way" as a localised alternatives....

or even up the Pennine Way ......
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