Unutterably Silly What would you *least* like to see nekkid?

[kazbates]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

And how would you feel about nekkid men?

Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

I know you werenʻt asking me, but I, personally, would feel like they should put their underoos back on. See my previous post.

(Unless I was in the mood to giggle! Then show me someone like Brad Pitt... I think he looks like a big mouse, so a seeing that with the little "afterthought" would be giggle-inducing)

I'm pretty much with Grace on this one. I'm happy to see Hugh Jackman with his shirt off, but he can keep his skivvies on! That's not to say that I'm adverse to what's under the skivvies, I just don't need to see it!

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by kazbates

I'm happy to see Hugh Jackman with his shirt off, but he can keep his skivvies on!

I think there should be equality of toplessness on the telly.
It's sexist not to have as many topless hotties as hunks.

[kazbates]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I think there should be equality of toplessness on the telly.
It's sexist not to have as many topless hotties as hunks.

I thought you had more relaxed censors there in the UK than we do here in the States.

[GraceKrispy]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I think there should be equality of toplessness on the telly.
It's sexist not to have as many topless hotties as hunks.

Originally Posted by kazbates

I thought you had more relaxed censors there in the UK than we do here in the States.

I thought so too! I know I saw Benny Hillʻs "little friend" at least once during the Benny Hill show (which we got late at night on some UHF channel), along with a zillion boobie shots. I remember one where he is chasing naked ladies through a park, and they are giggling and he has that icky look on his face, and they are acting like this is the most fun thing theyʻve ever done in their lives (and wearing bonnets, for some reason??). That was my first impression of England. Iʻm afraid that impression still stands. I havenʻt been to England, but I donʻt plan on wearing a bonnet to any parks there, should I ever be privileged enough to visit.

And, Sparrow, you surprised me again. With that avatar, I am always fooled into thinking you are a she, so I was wondering if you were a she who likes other shes (nothing wrong with that), but you are a he. I need my old "gender challenged" siggy back, methinks.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by kazbates

I thought you had more relaxed censors there in the UK than we do here in the States.

You can see topless men morning, noon and night on UK TV; but topless women are generally only spotted after 9 p.m.

Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

And, Sparrow, you surprised me again. With that avatar, I am always fooled into thinking you are a she, so I was wondering if you were a she who likes other shes (nothing wrong with that), but you are a he. I need my old "gender challenged" siggy back, methinks.

Just checked, and it's definitely a male sparrow in my avatar.

[GraceKrispy]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Just checked, and it's definitely a male sparrow in my avatar.

I was distracted by the lady he was leeching onto. Yet another clue I should have picked up.

[ardeegee]

Hairless sloth:

http://www.ionlinephilippines.com/20...loth-pictures/

Hairless bear:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...fles-vets.html

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

(Speaking as an enthusiastic, amateur photographer) I like looking at nudes, regardless of gender (or "type"). The body is what it is, and most always is beautiful to me if looked at with a good eye. It is most rare that something needs beating to death with a bike chain (but I will make exceptions for Will Ferrell and Paris Hilton and that ugly bugger that watches me shave...admittedly though these are for unrelated reasons).

Cheers,
Marc

depending on the circumstances, i'm with marc. the human body is a beautiful thing, with the obvious exception of ABBA. on the other hand, i suspect it would be disconcerting to find naked people strolling through the grocery store. and probably rather chilly, for them.

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Before I vote, could someone clarify if it is the viewer or the subject that is naked in the question of the poll?

regardless, my answer is still the same.

I don't know if it was this painting, but at least one or two had later additions (perhaps in the Victorian era? not sure what to google/wikipedia to work this out) to cover certain sensibilities.

you know, i think they did that to statues as well.

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I think there should be equality of toplessness on the telly.
It's sexist not to have as many topless hotties as hunks.

i agree, that always seemed like a rather pointless hypocrisie to me. i also find it really amusing that in the movies, whenever you see a couple lying in bed, the man is always uncovered down to the waist, while the woman has carefully pulled the sheet up to her shoulders. alternately, when they show women going to bed wearing their bra (to sleep, i mean ! although i really can't think of any activity that would happen in a bed and be improved with the addition of a bra). who does that ???

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i agree, that always seemed like a rather pointless hypocrisie to me. i also find it really amusing that in the movies, whenever you see a couple lying in bed, the man is always uncovered down to the waist, while the woman has carefully pulled the sheet up to her shoulders. alternately, when they show women going to bed wearing their bra (to sleep, i mean ! although i really can't think of any activity that would happen in a bed and be improved with the addition of a bra). who does that ???

When I was very young, I remember thinking how curious it was that none of the characters on television ever went to the bathroom. I thought "How ridiculous! Why don't they try to show life as it is?" But I quickly concluded that I don't particularly care to see much of life as it really is. So Hurrah! for well placed sheets, bras in bed, and no shots of nose picking or bowel movements!

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

When I was very young, I remember thinking how curious it was that none of the characters on television ever went to the bathroom. I thought "How ridiculous! Why don't they try to show life as it is?" But I quickly concluded that I don't particularly care to see much of life as it really is. So Hurrah! for well placed sheets, bras in bed, and no shots of nose picking or bowel movements!

said the doggie of much experience ...

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

When I was very young, I remember thinking how curious it was that none of the characters on television ever went to the bathroom. I thought "How ridiculous! Why don't they try to show life as it is?" But I quickly concluded that I don't particularly care to see much of life as it really is. So Hurrah! for well placed sheets, bras in bed, and no shots of nose picking or bowel movements!

oh, trust me, i am all too happy to live without nose-picking etc. in movies. but bras in bed is just too ridiculous. and there's nothing objectionable about bare breasts, on the contrary ! and i should know, i have plenty of experience with them.

[Katti's Cat]

Hehe I always love how after a 'wild sex scene' in the movies (indictate not shown) the participants leap out of bed with full makeup, and clothes.

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by Katti's Cat

Hehe I always love how after a 'wild sex scene' in the movies (indictate not shown) the participants leap out of bed with full makeup, and clothes.

is that not what happens in real life

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Katti's Cat

Hehe I always love how after a 'wild sex scene' in the movies (indictate not shown) the participants leap out of bed with full makeup, and clothes.

exactly. it's so absurd ! and always hair perfectly in place too, ha !

[Katti's Cat]

And perfect lipstick on her and no smudges on him