Unutterably Silly Welcome back, Queen Zee!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Ducks.

[whack!] (Pshrynk is hit upside the head by some low-flying, depraved geese)

You shoulda ducked like I did, pshrynk.

<LazyScot looks down at Pshrynk's unconscious body, and then back up at Marc.>

Hey, Marc, was he lucky he only got goosed on the head?

[Cookie Monster]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

<LazyScot looks down at Pshrynk's unconscious body, and then back up at Marc.>

Hey, Marc, was he lucky he only got goosed on the head?

He could have been squirrelled!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

He could have been squirrelled!

<LazyScot looks down again at pshrynk's form, and thinks for a bit.>

You forgot "away" on the end of the sentence, but yes, I think that would have been worse.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

<LazyScot looks down at Pshrynk's unconscious body, and then back up at Marc.>

Hey, Marc, was he lucky he only got goosed on the head?

[WHACK!]

"Duck", says Evil-Marc.

He looks down at LazyScot's unconscious form. "Hmm, I'd have thought he'd have worked up some kind of premonitory sensitivity by now. I guess I owe pshrynk a Zany Carter".

"Adrian! Chuck 'em in the tip truck, will you? Let's go play Mad Scientist again! (Yes, yes, I'll be Igor this time)...".

With the unconscious bodies of pshrynk and LazyScot now resting on a tip truck bed full of the soft and gentle buzz and fur of a snoozing, fully-armed batallion of pirate ninja squirrels, Adrian and Evil-Marc swing into the cabin. The tip-truck sputters and roars into life like a breaching whale with a head cold, and slowly crawls away along the firetrail. Slite stands in the humped middle of the track, randomly ducking in perfectly judged time to passing, low-flying, depraved geese, and having fleeting flashes of wonder at his burgeoning precognitive skills. His eye lifts to the receding truck's tailgate, to meet (perfectly timed) a small, furry head with diamante eyes popping over the top. The squirrel looks over his shoulder and down, turns, twinks an eye at Slite, and says, quite clearly, "Giggle", before dropping below the tailgate again.

Slite ducks automatically as a flock of depraved geese pass low, following the truck like seagulls after a prawn-trawler.

Slite turns, and walks the other way, laughing hollowly.

[pshrynk]

Well that was very off topic. Thanks Patricia.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well that was very off topic. Thanks Patricia.

Well, it's the Lounge, the only thing that doesnt go off topic at least twice a day here is the Corrupt-a-wish thread.

[Patricia]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well that was very off topic. Thanks Patricia.

I aim to please.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Patricia

I aim to please.

Reminds me of my team's motto at work: "We aim to please, but frequently miss!"

[LazyScot]

"uuhh... huh.. uugghh." LazyScot incoherently mumbles, slowly coming back to something like consciousness.

"heehee... haa.. stop it." giggles LazyScot, and he tries to sit up, and stop whatever is tickling his bare feet. Unfortunately the cords tying him down are far to strong and all he is able to do is raise his head and look down at his feet.

"heeehheee... ARGGHH." LazyScot giggles manically as he passes out again, upon seeing his feet being tickled by several squirrel tails...

[pshrynk]

isn't that supposed to be in the Squirrel thread or the ballistic bed thread? Just sayin'.

[pshrynk]

'Course it is off topic.

[LazyScot]

"uuhh... huh.. uugghh." LazyScot utters in Groundhog (flippin' squirrel family revenge) Day like situation.

Originally Posted by pshrynk

'Course it is off topic.

"No. It's on topic; off-topic is on-topic so we're on topic...." says LazyScot, at which point a siren goes off inside LazyScot's head intoning the words "Warning. Warning illogic contradiction implosion in 5 .... 4 .... 3 ... 2 ... 1.....". LazyScot's head shakes violently, his eyes glaze over, roll round and little puffs of smoke escape from his ears, and he returns to his GroundHog Day existance.

"heehee... haa.. stop it." giggles LazyScot, and he tries to sit up, and stop whatever is tickling his bare feet. Unfortunately the cords tying him down are far to strong and all he is able to do is raise his head and look down at his feet.

"heeehheee... ARGGHH." LazyScot giggles manically as he passes out yet again, upon seeing his feet being still being tickled by several squirrel tails (who now seem to have got their paws on pitchforks)...

[BookishDreamer]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

"heehee... haa.. stop it." giggles LazyScot, and he tries to sit up, and stop whatever is tickling his bare feet. Unfortunately the cords tying him down are far to strong and all he is able to do is raise his head and look down at his feet.

"heeehheee... ARGGHH." LazyScot giggles manically as he passes out yet again, upon seeing his feet being still being tickled by several squirrel tails (who now seem to have got their paws on pitchforks)...

Why does this scene make me think I need to re-read "Gulliver's Travels"? Are the squirrels actually Lilliputians in disguise?

Dreamer

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

'Course it is off topic.

Which makes it on-topic, since you asked this topic to go off-topic.

It's all a rich tapestry. Get you a drink, guv'?

[Slite]

Originally Posted by BookishDreamer

Why does this scene make me think I need to re-read "Gulliver's Travels"? Are the squirrels actually Lilliputians in disguise?

Dreamer

Oh, now were getting complicated, lemurs are really squirrels in disguise who are really lilliputians in disguise, oh my, the implications are staggering. Does that mean that Jonathan Swift was really the evil overlord behind the invasion of the pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels???