Silliness Class Action Lawsuit against MR - Page 5

Taylor514ce · 05-07-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

It's good to see that the squirrel gang are gone, but it looks like you need a rest. Although I'm wishing you a happy day, I'm sure it will be a burden to you nonetheless. Where's the towel?

One does what one can do to cheer up a depressed robot.

The towel is being used, quite prettily, by another forum member at the moment.

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

@Taylor... waiting to see your avatar break-dance. (That'll keep him busy...)

You really are expecting too much from a vastly intelligent yet chronically depressed robot. It took all my effort to try to enjoy the bath. I suppose it's nice to not have paintball spats and sticky notes on my backside, but we all know it won't last.

DixieGal · 05-07-2008, 10:45 AM

No no, not that towel! For the love of gods (BSG), that towel is the only thing keeping my office security software from blocking me out! I meant the one from your movie - and I think there were also some books. Leave the wet one in the bathroom, but be sure to hang it up to dry.

vivaldirules · 05-07-2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

The towel is being used, quite prettily, by another forum member at the moment.

At last! Um, can we watch?

Steven Lyle Jordan · 05-07-2008, 11:00 AM

I think Zelda (judging by her avatar) is next up with the towel. (I'll buy a ticket to that!)

GeoffC · 05-07-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I think Zelda (judging by her avatar) is next up with the towel. (I'll buy a ticket to that!)

The tickets are currently going on e-bay , latest bid 9,999.43 euros .. auction ends at 5 past the last hour on the 32nd day of this month , Greenwich Mean Time ...

Taylor514ce · 05-07-2008, 11:22 AM

Once again I feel the need to mention Little Brother, my Towel Enforcer.

GeoffC · 05-07-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Once again I feel the need to mention Little Brother, my Towel Enforcer.

ha ha , it's a towel rail ...

NatCh · 05-07-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I'd like to suggest members join me in a class action lawsuit against MR. I think we can find plenty of documented evidence that MR has the following deletorious deleterious effects:

Reduces productivity at work
Takes away time spent with family
Rodent infestation
Insect infestation
Exposure to eldritch horror
Avatar Madness
Organ damage (specifically, the spleen)
Use of the term lisuese liseuse (yeah, like that makes all the difference)
Corrupts otherwise respectable members into Karma Whores (added due to popular demand)
Repetitive Stress Disorders from constantly clicking User Profile and/or Who's Online

To join the lawsuit, simply click the "Karma" button located at the bottom of this post.

Speaking for MobileRead on this matter, we acknowledge that we have a responsibility to protect a certain class of users (we use letters to distinguish the various classes, we denote this particular class as "L" Users) from their own unutterably silly choices.

Therefore will be instituting a strict policy of Protective Banning for all participants in this thread, in order to protect them from the negative consequences of membership here.

NO! Not ME! I'm not even done with the po --

zelda_pinwheel · 05-07-2008, 11:52 AM

"L" Users...

:Natch's spleen:

GeoffC · 05-07-2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatCh

Speaking for MobileRead on this matter, we acknowledge that we have a responsibility to protect a certain class of users (we use letters to distinguish the various classes, this class we denote as "L" Users) from their own unutterably silly choices.

We will be instituting a strict policy of Protective Banning for all participants in this thread, in order to protect them from the negative consequences of membership here.

NO! Not ME! I'm not even done with the po --

Would that be " L " as in
loopy
loony

would the ban be retroactive and encompass all on land , water and in the air , including of course the nth dimension and last but not least the cosmological vacuum .

or is there a get out clause for the karma chameleons ??

Taylor514ce · 05-07-2008, 11:56 AM

And down the rabbit hole of self-referential recursive loops goes our good friend NatCh. Fortunately, I have Paradox Protection installed. No tricking this Android with statements like, "True or False: this statement is False". I could have banned myself, taken a nap, retrieved my towel, and changed my avatar 10 times without breaking a sweat. Or a sweatmeat, for that matter.

GeoffC · 05-07-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

And down the rabbit hole of self-referential recursive loops goes our good friend NatCh. Fortunately, I have Paradox Protection installed. No tricking this Android with statements like, "True or False: this statement is False". I could have banned myself, taken a nap, retrieved my towel, and changed my avatar 10 times without breaking a sweat. Or a sweatmeat, for that matter.

Oi , you keep out of ma sporran , that's for the party .

( keep up class )

pshrynk · 05-07-2008, 11:59 AM

So... we got banned and now we're in a limbo state where we can post to one another?

NatCh · 05-07-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

"L" Users...

We call them that at work, not to their faces, but most of them wouldn't get it if we did.

vivaldirules · 05-07-2008, 12:07 PM

Liseuse. Liseuse. Liseuse. How do you pronounce that again? Liseuse.

05-07-2008, 10:45 AM	#62
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	No no, not that towel! For the love of gods (BSG), that towel is the only thing keeping my office security software from blocking me out! I meant the one from your movie - and I think there were also some books. Leave the wet one in the bathroom, but be sure to hang it up to dry. Last edited by DixieGal; 05-07-2008 at 10:46 AM. Reason: I'm just killing time until my first meeting this morning.

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05-07-2008, 11:00 AM	#64
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I think Zelda (judging by her avatar) is next up with the towel. (I'll buy a ticket to that!)

05-07-2008, 11:22 AM	#66
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Once again I feel the need to mention Little Brother, my Towel Enforcer.

05-07-2008, 11:52 AM	#69
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	"L" Users... :Natch's spleen:

05-07-2008, 11:56 AM	#71
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	And down the rabbit hole of self-referential recursive loops goes our good friend NatCh. Fortunately, I have Paradox Protection installed. No tricking this Android with statements like, "True or False: this statement is False". I could have banned myself, taken a nap, retrieved my towel, and changed my avatar 10 times without breaking a sweat. Or a sweatmeat, for that matter.

05-07-2008, 11:59 AM	#73
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	So... we got banned and now we're in a limbo state where we can post to one another?

05-07-2008, 12:07 PM	#75
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Liseuse. Liseuse. Liseuse. How do you pronounce that again? Liseuse.

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