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recluse · 06-28-2010, 07:59 PM

Depends on who's holding the taser, doesn't it, Pooh?

And anything written concerning me has to meet with the approval of my official biographer.
Her name is Ann Rule.

WT Sharpe · 06-28-2010, 07:59 PM

Seriously thoughtful.

Poohbear_nc, how's your head today? Better, I hope.

poohbear_nc · 06-28-2010, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Depends on who's holding the taser, doesn't it?

Hehehe - so true!

poohbear_nc · 06-28-2010, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Seriously thoughtful.

Poohbear_nc, how's your head today? Better, I hope.

Much better tonight - today was a little rocky - but I finally got a new med that works. It's these blankety-blank frontal boundaries moving & stalling & moving back - the pressure changes trigger the headaches.

poohbear_nc · 06-28-2010, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Eek - piping down now!

You people - with your insatiable appetites for more chapters - are turning me into a "pseudo-writer" - I have cards covered with character names & plot lines!

And yes Am - you're going to have a VERY significant part coming up! So spruce up the hat!

WT Sharpe · 06-28-2010, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Much better tonight - today was a little rocky - but I finally got a new med that works. It's these blankety-blank frontal boundaries moving & stalling & moving back - the pressure changes trigger the headaches.

Three cheers for medical science! Hopefully we'll get some relief from this weather later this week, and I hope for your sake the blankety-blank pressure stabilizes.

Your High Noon series is great!

Vintage Season · 06-28-2010, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Depends on who's holding the taser, doesn't it, Pooh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Hehehe - so true!

Sounds like at least one of you is enjoying that thought a little too much!

Although come to think of it, if both parties consent, who am I to object to a little tasering among friends?

- M.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-28-2010, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Much better tonight - today was a little rocky - but I finally got a new med that works. It's these blankety-blank frontal boundaries moving & stalling & moving back - the pressure changes trigger the headaches.

Ergh - you very much have my sympathies - that was one of the major triggers for me. If you can get it, ask about pizotifen - it's a migraine preventer that isn't also an anti-depressant, beta-blocker or similar. Since I've been on them (about January this year) I've had three or four minor migraines, and no major ones. Normally I get one or two really bad ones a month, and minor ones once or twice a week.

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

You people - with your insatiable appetites for more chapters - are turning me into a "pseudo-writer" - I have cards covered with character names & plot lines!

You're a fully fledged writer now, though, Pooh

(fully fledged? see what I did there? I know... I'll get me coat

)

Quote:

And yes Am - you're going to have a VERY significant part coming up! So spruce up the hat!

And my hat. And (non-existant, nay, imaginary) running shoes!

poohbear_nc · 06-28-2010, 08:18 PM

Quote:

You're a fully fledged writer now, though, Pooh (fully fledged? see what I did there? I know... I'll get me coat )

BAD PUN ALERT! INCOMING BAD CHICKEN PUN! TAKE COVER NOW UNTIL THE ALL-CLEAR IS SOUNDED!

poohbear_nc · 06-28-2010, 08:56 PM

HIGH NOON

THE EPIC SAGA OF A GENERATION

Viewer warning: This installment contains graphic nekkidness.

Well, Sheriff HarryT looked at Judge Nate, who looked at Doc, who looked over, errrr, down at Deputy pb, who looked into the doggie's eyes.
"What have we got to lose?" asked Doc, "Let's humor the little lady and get an answer to this baffling puzzle."
So the doggie was sent to Florence's "studio of ill repute" to fetch the alleged portrait of an iPad thief, or at least the tush of a thief.

The gibbon wound up the player piano and the dreams bimbo beguiled the waiting crowd with a medley of show tunes and Broadway standards. The ladies from the cat house slunk back into the saloon, licking their chops, waiting for more fun to erupt.

A packed house awaited the arrival of the portentous portrait!

The scratching of claws on hard-packed dirt, loud panting, and the occasional canine profanity announced the return of the gray doggie, clutching the portrait, discreetly concealed in a plain brown wrapper, in his sturdy jaws. Doc erected a make-shift easel on the bar using Grandma's stick and several chairs, and the portrait was proudly positioned in its place of honor.

Zelda, Deb, KK, Verencat, & Neko used their combined strength to drag Alex onto the bar next to the painting. The ape began a drum roll on the top of the piano, and the crowd held its breath! Florence stepped forward and slowly, carefully unwrapped her painting, and then dramatically stepped aside, revealing:

WARNING: DO NOT OPEN THIS SPOILER TAG UNLESS YOU HAVE PROOF YOU ARE OVER 21 YEARS OF AGE, AND DO NOT FAINT EASILY WHEN CONFRONTED WITH GRAPHIC NEKKIDNESS!

Spoiler:

At the same time, Zelda de-pantsed Alex.

The crowd gasped! Florence beamed! Grandma swore up a blue streak! The doggie swooned! The ape applauded wildly!

Florence explained: "Obviously they're identical! My painting has captured the essence of Alex's derriere. I gazed at it for hours and painted the message my soul received!"

Well, Sheriff HarryT looked at Judge Nate, who looked at Doc, who looked over, errrr, down at Deputy pb, who looked into the doggie's eyes. Doc stepped forward and covered Alex from public view. Sheriff HarryT re-wrapped the painting. The doggie wept. The gibbon closed the lid over the piano keys.

Sheriff HarryT spoke first: "Well folks, if that painting is Alex's derriere, I'm a monkeys .... (the gibbon muttered savagely here), errr, we're all sadly mistaken."

Their hopes had been dashed. Florence had been sniffing the oil paints again. The town was no closer to regaining its rightful iPad. Alex was still a prisoner.

Doc leaned over the bar and asked the crest-fallen Florence "Say, Miss Florence, in addition to being the town's loose-living Bohemian artist in residence, ain't you also the school marm?"

"Why yes" responded Florence, "You know I teach grades K - 6."

"Well, ma'am," continued Doc, "If you're here now, who's watching your class?" Florence froze as the full implication of Doc's question sank in......

(To be continued - no matter where, no matter when!)

kindlekitten · 06-28-2010, 10:25 PM

needs more tushie!

(p.s. all y'all are my imaginary friends!

recluse · 06-28-2010, 11:01 PM

Less abstract nekkidness.
Less nekkidness period.
More violence of a graphic nature.
Imaginary peoples inhumanity to imaginary people.
Less westerny.
Torture would be nice.
"Reservoir Dogs" stuff.
No musical numbers.
Less gibbon.
Exploding people is always appreciated.
A touch of Lovecraft would help.
I like stories with storms in them.
No vampires, werewolves, teens or faeries.
Graveyards are appreciated.
No sex.
No romance. It's unrealistic.
More actual cursing.
No horses.
Biker gangs are fun.
Hangings are great family entertainment.
No children. Don't like them.
Satanism is a nice subplot.
Killer blood drinking carrots.
A nice, long, graphic human flensing is great fun.
A subplot where a certain group of old bats get beaten boneless with a stick would be a nice bit of needed slapstick.
Have you got a headache yet? I do.
Otherwise, I think the story is swell.
You write real good, Pooh.
*BIG HUG*
Don't ever change.
But your character in the story should be taller.

SneakySnake · 06-28-2010, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Depends on who's holding the taser, doesn't it, Pooh?

And anything written concerning me has to meet with the approval of my official biographer.
Her name is Ann Rule.

Are you somebody famous pretending to be like the rest of us weirdos?

recluse · 06-29-2010, 12:05 AM

Look up Ann Rule.
Think a minute.
Then see if you still really want to know.

You are just too cute.

SneakySnake · 06-29-2010, 12:53 AM

I did. That's why I asked.

06-28-2010, 07:59 PM	#706
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Depends on who's holding the taser, doesn't it, Pooh? And anything written concerning me has to meet with the approval of my official biographer. Her name is Ann Rule. Last edited by recluse; 06-28-2010 at 08:06 PM.

06-28-2010, 07:59 PM	#707
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Seriously thoughtful. Poohbear_nc, how's your head today? Better, I hope. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 06-28-2010 at 08:03 PM.

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06-28-2010, 08:56 PM	#715
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,558 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	HIGH NOON THE EPIC SAGA OF A GENERATION Viewer warning: This installment contains graphic nekkidness. Well, Sheriff HarryT looked at Judge Nate, who looked at Doc, who looked over, errrr, down at Deputy pb, who looked into the doggie's eyes. "What have we got to lose?" asked Doc, "Let's humor the little lady and get an answer to this baffling puzzle." So the doggie was sent to Florence's "studio of ill repute" to fetch the alleged portrait of an iPad thief, or at least the tush of a thief. The gibbon wound up the player piano and the dreams bimbo beguiled the waiting crowd with a medley of show tunes and Broadway standards. The ladies from the cat house slunk back into the saloon, licking their chops, waiting for more fun to erupt. A packed house awaited the arrival of the portentous portrait! The scratching of claws on hard-packed dirt, loud panting, and the occasional canine profanity announced the return of the gray doggie, clutching the portrait, discreetly concealed in a plain brown wrapper, in his sturdy jaws. Doc erected a make-shift easel on the bar using Grandma's stick and several chairs, and the portrait was proudly positioned in its place of honor. Zelda, Deb, KK, Verencat, & Neko used their combined strength to drag Alex onto the bar next to the painting. The ape began a drum roll on the top of the piano, and the crowd held its breath! Florence stepped forward and slowly, carefully unwrapped her painting, and then dramatically stepped aside, revealing: WARNING: DO NOT OPEN THIS SPOILER TAG UNLESS YOU HAVE PROOF YOU ARE OVER 21 YEARS OF AGE, AND DO NOT FAINT EASILY WHEN CONFRONTED WITH GRAPHIC NEKKIDNESS! Spoiler: At the same time, Zelda de-pantsed Alex. The crowd gasped! Florence beamed! Grandma swore up a blue streak! The doggie swooned! The ape applauded wildly! Florence explained: "Obviously they're identical! My painting has captured the essence of Alex's derriere. I gazed at it for hours and painted the message my soul received!" Well, Sheriff HarryT looked at Judge Nate, who looked at Doc, who looked over, errrr, down at Deputy pb, who looked into the doggie's eyes. Doc stepped forward and covered Alex from public view. Sheriff HarryT re-wrapped the painting. The doggie wept. The gibbon closed the lid over the piano keys. Sheriff HarryT spoke first: "Well folks, if that painting is Alex's derriere, I'm a monkeys .... (the gibbon muttered savagely here), errr, we're all sadly mistaken." Their hopes had been dashed. Florence had been sniffing the oil paints again. The town was no closer to regaining its rightful iPad. Alex was still a prisoner. Doc leaned over the bar and asked the crest-fallen Florence "Say, Miss Florence, in addition to being the town's loose-living Bohemian artist in residence, ain't you also the school marm?" "Why yes" responded Florence, "You know I teach grades K - 6." "Well, ma'am," continued Doc, "If you're here now, who's watching your class?" Florence froze as the full implication of Doc's question sank in...... (To be continued - no matter where, no matter when!)

06-28-2010, 10:25 PM	#716
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	needs more tushie! (p.s. all y'all are my imaginary friends!

06-28-2010, 11:01 PM	#717
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Less abstract nekkidness. Less nekkidness period. More violence of a graphic nature. Imaginary peoples inhumanity to imaginary people. Less westerny. Torture would be nice. "Reservoir Dogs" stuff. No musical numbers. Less gibbon. Exploding people is always appreciated. A touch of Lovecraft would help. I like stories with storms in them. No vampires, werewolves, teens or faeries. Graveyards are appreciated. No sex. No romance. It's unrealistic. More actual cursing. No horses. Biker gangs are fun. Hangings are great family entertainment. No children. Don't like them. Satanism is a nice subplot. Killer blood drinking carrots. A nice, long, graphic human flensing is great fun. A subplot where a certain group of old bats get beaten boneless with a stick would be a nice bit of needed slapstick. Have you got a headache yet? I do. Otherwise, I think the story is swell. You write real good, Pooh. BIG HUG Don't ever change. But your character in the story should be taller.

06-29-2010, 12:05 AM	#719
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Look up Ann Rule. Think a minute. Then see if you still really want to know. You are just too cute.

06-29-2010, 12:53 AM	#720
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I did. That's why I asked.

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