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DNSB · Yesterday, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ownedbycats

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

Should that not have been:

He said nein.

DNSB · Yesterday, 07:38 PM

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

ownedbycats · Today, 06:13 AM

My dad used to say, "When one door closes, another one opens." He was a lousy cabinet maker.

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Yesterday, 07:38 PM	#692
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,058 Karma: 174315300 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub. The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

Today, 06:13 AM	#693
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,341 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	My dad used to say, "When one door closes, another one opens." He was a lousy cabinet maker.

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