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Old 08-24-2013, 08:36 PM   #6961
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How did the caveman meet his girlfriend?

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Old 08-24-2013, 09:50 PM   #6962
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Old 08-24-2013, 10:20 PM   #6963
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Stops your kids from plugging something in.
Actually it's according to law. Imagine power tools or kitchen appliances in the hands of kids...
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Old 08-25-2013, 12:40 AM   #6964
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Wouldn't have stopped me. As a very young kid I found my Mom's keychain. I put the car key in one slot and started to put the house key in the other ... when suddenly there was a fllash, a "POP" and I was kicked to the floor. Fortunately, the fuse blew before there was a fire ... also fortunately, for me, I survived.

For our kids I child proofed the sockets, not the plugs.
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Old 08-25-2013, 12:51 AM   #6965
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Old 08-25-2013, 05:39 AM   #6966
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Old 08-25-2013, 05:17 PM   #6967
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:01 AM   #6968
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Old 08-26-2013, 02:58 PM   #6969
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Old 08-26-2013, 04:01 PM   #6970
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Old 08-26-2013, 04:49 PM   #6971
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I just saw an ad in the latest Senior Citizen Magazine that said

"You can have sex at 82"

How good is that. I live at 78 so I won't have far to walk.
Huh. My response was: 6'10" ? Okay, we can do that.
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Old 08-26-2013, 06:24 PM   #6972
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Old 08-27-2013, 11:10 AM   #6973
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Huh. My response was: 6'10" ? Okay, we can do that.


My thought was... a guy gets pretty tired after 30 or 40 times... not sure I could get to 82.

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Old 08-27-2013, 11:54 AM   #6974
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It's my first day working in the library.

So, to make a good impression, I've organised all the books by size.
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Old 08-27-2013, 12:05 PM   #6975
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