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Old 08-07-2013, 11:27 AM   #6841
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Looks like a giant size version of the new Mac Pro that's being introduced later this year.



Yes, this is really what it looks like, but this powerhouse is SMALL! 9.9" tall by 6.6" in diameter.
It looks like an ashtray from the 60s. Just fill the top with that grayish superfine sand.
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Old 08-07-2013, 01:09 PM   #6842
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Engineers lack imagination design wise. But the insides of this beast are incredible!
You're absolutely right about the insides. This is a machine capable of parting the Red Sea! Unfortunately, I'm sure it will come with a price tag to match. The good news is that if you act nice, take your vitamins, and always remember to wash behind your ears; I hear you're issued one upon your arrival to the Pearly Gates.

Well, back on topic, sort of. Not really a joke, but it does capture the essence of every cat ever:
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Old 08-07-2013, 05:45 PM   #6843
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This one took me a few seconds.
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Old 08-07-2013, 08:03 PM   #6844
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Well, I suppose that's how some people say it!

I like your cat, Tom. Here's a puppy for the dog lovers:
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Old 08-07-2013, 08:07 PM   #6845
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Well, back on topic, sort of. Not really a joke, but it does capture the essence of every cat ever:
... and half the women I used to date.


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Old 08-08-2013, 05:43 AM   #6846
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This one took me a few seconds.
Taken more than a few seconds for me. I don't get it - maybe a cultural divide...?
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Old 08-08-2013, 05:44 AM   #6847
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Old 08-08-2013, 07:28 AM   #6848
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Taken more than a few seconds for me. I don't get it - maybe a cultural divide...?
It's a spelling thing. Bouquets. Not Bokays.
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Old 08-08-2013, 07:37 AM   #6849
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Old 08-08-2013, 08:02 AM   #6850
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Old 08-08-2013, 08:24 AM   #6851
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Old 08-08-2013, 08:47 AM   #6852
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Old 08-08-2013, 09:29 AM   #6853
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Looks like a giant size version of the new Mac Pro that's being introduced later this year.



Yes, this is really what it looks like, but this powerhouse is SMALL! 9.9" tall by 6.6" in diameter.
I'll wait for the male version.
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Old 08-08-2013, 12:40 PM   #6854
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Old 08-08-2013, 06:48 PM   #6855
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