Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 4505

doubleshuffle · 09-20-2015, 09:59 AM

I'm a winner too.

JoHunt · 09-20-2015, 10:38 AM

Everyone knows the win is mine

doubleshuffle · 09-20-2015, 10:47 AM

And mine!!

Solitaire1 · 09-20-2015, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoHunt

Hmmmm win sharing

What an interesting concept.

Sorry, but no. Much of the fun of having the win is that you are the only one who has it. Plus, if two people have the win at the same time one of them might suffer an unfortunate...accident. That could lead to a mystery that would have to be solved.

doubleshuffle · 09-20-2015, 11:15 AM

I win too.

JoHunt · 09-20-2015, 11:29 AM

Dear DS, Esq.

May I remind you that you cannot win "too". It is either all or nothing in this very important competitive endeavor.

Yours sincerely,
J. Hunt

doubleshuffle · 09-20-2015, 11:32 AM

Dear Ms. Hunt,

may I remind you that sharing is caring?

Affectionately,
D. Shuffle

JoHunt · 09-20-2015, 11:40 AM

Dear Mr. Shuffle,

If you perchance have a moment, kindly digest the wise advice given by the impartial Mr. Solitaire1 above in respect of sharing the win. One should always do their best to avoid ... accidents n’est-ce pas?

Always in your best interest,
J. Hunt

doubleshuffle · 09-20-2015, 11:58 AM

Dear Ms. Hunt,

thank you for this kind bit of advice. It seems that I will have to share the win with you wearing my Rambo attire, in which I look rather fetching, btw. (if I say so myself; if you'd ask my wife, she would use different adjectives...)

Take care.
D. Shuffle

red_phoenix · 09-20-2015, 12:17 PM

Dear Sir/Madam:

If an "accident" should occur might I suggest the "survivor" hire the lawyer used by one Mr. P. Bear?

Yours truly,

R. Phoenix

JoHunt · 09-20-2015, 12:41 PM

Dear R. Phoenix,

I do hope that the lawyer used by Mr. Bear will be available for Mr. Shuffle when he discovers that his Rambo suit is constructed of crepe paper. This win will not be shared.

Yours in solidarity,
J. Hunt

Solitaire1 · 09-20-2015, 02:07 PM

Dear Respected Thread Competitors,

Is it not wise to wear appropriate garb when competing for the win? The proper garb will ensure that you are adequately protected in the case of certain unfortunate events (keep an eye out for evil eyes on ankles or evil eyes in general). I would recommend a solid suit of classic medieval armor which would offer protection from dangerous projectiles (and can even allow the continuance of winning even in the face of loss of limbs although you should avoid flying cows), although it is recommended that those in armor avoid quicksand since we'd hate to see the win sink with you.

Of course, a polyester leisure suit might also work, since it has the potential to blind all others due to it's sheer disco-ocity. Just make sure you also include gold neck chains for it is a violation of the disco code to not wear neck chains with polyester.

Your humble competitor,

Solitaire1

pdurrant · 09-20-2015, 03:09 PM

I win. Short and sweet.

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2015, 06:25 PM

Medical Alert! Attention Everyone!

I received my bird flu shot (flu jab for the Brits) today ... which has made me sick ... sore wing, low grade fever, sniffles ....

I'm most likely shedding LOTS of virus in this thread .... *achoo* *ack*

So I recommend you ALL leave the thread while you still have your health ....

red_phoenix · 09-20-2015, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Medical Alert! Attention Everyone!

I received my bird flu shot (flu jab for the Brits) today ... which has made me sick ... sore wing, low grade fever, sniffles ....

I'm most likely shedding LOTS of virus in this thread .... *achoo* *ack*

So I recommend you ALL leave the thread while you still have your health ....

*gives Pooh a nice warm blanket to snuggle in and a hot toddy to help him "feel" better*

09-20-2015, 11:58 AM	#67569
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	Dear Ms. Hunt, thank you for this kind bit of advice. It seems that I will have to share the win with you wearing my Rambo attire, in which I look rather fetching, btw. (if I say so myself; if you'd ask my wife, she would use different adjectives...) Take care. D. Shuffle Last edited by doubleshuffle; 09-20-2015 at 01:51 PM.

09-20-2015, 02:07 PM	#67572
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,966 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Dear Respected Thread Competitors, Is it not wise to wear appropriate garb when competing for the win? The proper garb will ensure that you are adequately protected in the case of certain unfortunate events (keep an eye out for evil eyes on ankles or evil eyes in general). I would recommend a solid suit of classic medieval armor which would offer protection from dangerous projectiles (and can even allow the continuance of winning even in the face of loss of limbs although you should avoid flying cows), although it is recommended that those in armor avoid quicksand since we'd hate to see the win sink with you. Of course, a polyester leisure suit might also work, since it has the potential to blind all others due to it's sheer disco-ocity. Just make sure you also include gold neck chains for it is a violation of the disco code to not wear neck chains with polyester. Your humble competitor, Solitaire1 Last edited by Solitaire1; 09-20-2015 at 02:10 PM.

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09-20-2015, 09:59 AM	#67561
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	I'm a winner too.

09-20-2015, 10:38 AM	#67562
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	Everyone knows the win is mine

09-20-2015, 10:47 AM	#67563
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	And mine!!

09-20-2015, 11:15 AM	#67565
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	I win too.

09-20-2015, 11:29 AM	#67566
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	Dear DS, Esq. May I remind you that you cannot win "too". It is either all or nothing in this very important competitive endeavor. Yours sincerely, J. Hunt

09-20-2015, 11:32 AM	#67567
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	Dear Ms. Hunt, may I remind you that sharing is caring? Affectionately, D. Shuffle

09-20-2015, 11:40 AM	#67568
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	Dear Mr. Shuffle, If you perchance have a moment, kindly digest the wise advice given by the impartial Mr. Solitaire1 above in respect of sharing the win. One should always do their best to avoid ... accidents n’est-ce pas? Always in your best interest, J. Hunt

09-20-2015, 12:17 PM	#67570
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	Dear Sir/Madam: If an "accident" should occur might I suggest the "survivor" hire the lawyer used by one Mr. P. Bear? Yours truly, R. Phoenix

09-20-2015, 12:41 PM	#67571
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	Dear R. Phoenix, I do hope that the lawyer used by Mr. Bear will be available for Mr. Shuffle when he discovers that his Rambo suit is constructed of crepe paper. This win will not be shared. Yours in solidarity, J. Hunt

09-20-2015, 03:09 PM	#67573
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,108 Karma: 315558332 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	I win. Short and sweet.

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09-20-2015, 06:25 PM	#67574
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,735 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Medical Alert! Attention Everyone! I received my bird flu shot (flu jab for the Brits) today ... which has made me sick ... sore wing, low grade fever, sniffles .... I'm most likely shedding LOTS of virus in this thread .... achoo ack So I recommend you ALL leave the thread while you still have your health ....