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Old 05-07-2010, 12:38 PM   #661
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And incredibly attractive!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So are "pants on"...
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No one goes around sans pants to be attractive. Well, no one attractive does anyway.

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It's to keep your naval personnel from being turned into boiled custard!
personally I don't like sand in my butt crack
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:03 PM   #664
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:22 PM   #665
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Put pants over your head to block out all visuals!
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:32 PM   #666
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come on now! tell me that sand (or whatever other particulates) are not an issue when sitting around outside pantless!?
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All oiled up at the beach. Pantless. When you sit down on the sand, the last thing I think of is sand. It's the sizzling noise and the smell of bacon that stick in my mind. Ouch!
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Old 05-07-2010, 10:01 PM   #668
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sand in one's crack would be OK. Ants that bite are to scary and painfull. Keep your pants on.


Man these things hurt. For days afterwards it hurts in your groin even if you were bitten on the foot. Just imagine if you were bitten in the groin
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Old 05-07-2010, 10:07 PM   #669
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sand in one's crack would be OK. Ants that bite are to scary and painfull. Keep your pants on.


Man these things hurt. For days afterwards it hurts in your groin even if you were bitten on the foot. Just imagine if you were bitten in the groin
Why does Australia have so many mean, nasty, stinging and poisonous critters? Did an Aussie once stomp on God's flower garden?
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That's why we are so tough

Although, lots of soft pasty faced @#$%s that live in airconditioned cities would be as close to any of these nasties as anyone in any other city in the world.

They have to go to zoos to see a snake
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Old 05-07-2010, 10:16 PM   #671
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I think that the last picture was not really the nasty ant I was talking about. Here it really is...



Keep an eye out if you are in SE QLD.
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what pretty colors!!!!

ok, true story... I was working on the "line crew" where we were switching aerial cable to buried. obviously the phone company wanted as little as possible in outage time, so one tech would be in a bucket truck and the other on the ground. I was the "ground man". we would do block type chunks at a time in tandem. for one of these chunks the "pedestal" that I was working on was in pretty deep sand. so I had my stool with all my splicing equipment in it that I sat on, the pedestal was kind of on a little hill in the sand and I had my feet sprawled out on either side wearing loose carhartts and low heeled, mid calf high cowboy boots.

after awhile I noticed that I was getting bites on my lower legs... they kind of increased with intensity... then I noticed they were working UP my legs, then they were pretty much all over. I stood up and pulled my pants down and saw that my legs were COVERED in welts and these rather small very red ants were EVERYWHERE!!! I started smacking myself and didn't do any good. I kicked off my boots and started running for my truck, peeling off my pants as I went. I dumped my hardhat and vest along the way, later my shirt was found in shreds in the front seat. I went flying into the local remote office straight to the bathroom. I literally stood in the toilet and started screaming. I was COVERED with fire ants!!!! one of the most incredibly painful experiences I have been through!

of course I became absolutely famous at the phone company for my "strip tease"!
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what pretty colors!!!!

ok, true story... I was working on the "line crew" where we were switching aerial cable to buried. obviously the phone company wanted as little as possible in outage time, so one tech would be in a bucket truck and the other on the ground. I was the "ground man". we would do block type chunks at a time in tandem. for one of these chunks the "pedestal" that I was working on was in pretty deep sand. so I had my stool with all my splicing equipment in it that I sat on, the pedestal was kind of on a little hill in the sand and I had my feet sprawled out on either side wearing loose carhartts and low heeled, mid calf high cowboy boots.

after awhile I noticed that I was getting bites on my lower legs... they kind of increased with intensity... then I noticed they were working UP my legs, then they were pretty much all over. I stood up and pulled my pants down and saw that my legs were COVERED in welts and these rather small very red ants were EVERYWHERE!!! I started smacking myself and didn't do any good. I kicked off my boots and started running for my truck, peeling off my pants as I went. I dumped my hardhat and vest along the way, later my shirt was found in shreds in the front seat. I went flying into the local remote office straight to the bathroom. I literally stood in the toilet and started screaming. I was COVERED with fire ants!!!! one of the most incredibly painful experiences I have been through!

of course I became absolutely famous at the phone company for my "strip tease"!
In the last few years fire ants have made their way to Chesapeake. I haven't encountered any yet, but if I do, may God have mercy on their nest, because it won't see any from me. There will be a war, and I refuse to take the nuclear option off the table. They may win; but I'll make damn sure they glow in the dark when it's over. I had a brief encounter with them in Florida and they are no fun.

BTW, any phone pix of that incident?
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BTW, any phone pix of that incident?
The guys must have been so startled that no one thought of taking a pic!

Hurricane KK...
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What kind of pervert gets turned on picturing a nude woman in distress, covered in fire ants and welts?

I'm shocked!
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