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Old 10-15-2025, 03:47 AM   #661
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Old 10-15-2025, 02:27 PM   #663
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Did you hear about the new website Alberta has developed for released rare wild cats, which helps them to connect, keep tabs on each other, and discover new opportunities? Yeah, the province’s pretty optimistic about LynxedIn.
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How do you spot Cruella de Vil at a science convention?

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Old 10-15-2025, 03:44 PM   #665
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My cat's tail came off, so I had to get him a new one. I went to the retail store.
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Old 10-16-2025, 07:10 PM   #667
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My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.
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I'm sorry, but we don't hire people who can foresee the future. We're a non-prophet organization.
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Soon, I'll be sharing some jokes about library books.
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