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Old 05-24-2010, 09:54 PM   #661
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May 25th is Towel Day.

In honor of the late, great Douglas Adams (1952-2001), I'd like to submit the following poem, penned with imput submitted to the Vogon Poetry Generator.

For my friend Kenny

See, see the stoic sky
Marvel at its big madras depths.
Tell me, Kenny do you
Wonder why the ardvaark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel blah?
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your shuklesnarf facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What's more, it knows
Your saltpeter potting shed
Smells of recluse.
Everything under the big stoic sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm rotten eggs.

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Old 05-24-2010, 10:18 PM   #662
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May 25th is Towel Day.

In honor of the late, great Douglas Adams (1952-2001), I'd like to submit the following poem, penned with imput submitted to the Vogon Poetry Generator.

For my friend Kenny

See, see the stoic sky
Marvel at its big madras depths.
Tell me, Kenny do you
Wonder why the ardvaark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel blah?
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your shuklesnarf facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What's more, it knows
Your saltpeter potting shed
Smells of recluse.
Everything under the big stoic sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm rotten eggs.
Hee-Hee. I love it Tom....but isn't it a "Recluse" poem as well?
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:59 PM   #663
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Hee-Hee. I love it Tom...
You still going to be pushed out the airlock!

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...but isn't it a "Recluse" poem as well?
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:36 AM   #664
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Do you drink when you write? I've heard it's a prerequisite for poets.
With Bombay Sapphire blue eyes...

It's the only way to fly.
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:47 AM   #665
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With Bombay Sapphire blue eyes...

It's the only way to fly.
"The spirit is delicately infused in a Carterhead still with the aromatic flavours of 10 botanicals ..."

Sounds like you're drinking perfume, mate!
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Sounds like you're drinking perfume, mate!
Liquor without its perfume is like a freeverse sonnet: no rhyme nor reason. If you're going to live in your cups it doesn't hurt to make the place smell nice (if only to disguise your own odiferous self).
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are you my friend
this noise within my head
or are you the torture
within my soul
the bat that screams
at daemons inside their cage
locked within my skull
as trapped as spirits
within their hell

are you my friend
this noise that batters me
my senses shredded
by soundly beaten drum
shrill pipe
klaxon
and screeching string

are you my friend
this noise within my head
or are you the torture
within my soul

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Old 05-25-2010, 10:40 AM   #668
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Nice battling demons poem Geoff!
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:28 AM   #669
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are you my friend
this noise within my head
or are you the torture
within my soul
the bat that screams
at daemons inside their cage
locked within my skull
as trapped as spirits
within their hell

are you my friend
this noise that batters me
my senses shredded
by soundly beaten drum
shrill pipe
klaxon
and screeching string

are you my friend
this noise within my head
or are you the torture
within my soul

© May 2010
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Old 05-29-2010, 12:57 PM   #670
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I wrote this some years ago for Memorial Day/Remeberance Day

paper towels, napkins, handkerchiefs.

raining.

crying.

acoustic [nylon strings] guitar, harmonica solo where appropriate.

Some old guy sitting on a park bench,
next to a monument,
both worn out by time.

You can see,
the worn places on the stone monument,
where hands, for many a year,
have touched it,
in remembrance,
of times gone by.

The sharp edges,
at each corner,
now worn smooth.

The monument doesn't have much on it.

just
"We Remember"

The old man got here,
on a long bus ride,
through small towns,
some desolation,
deserted small town,
some woodlands,
some farm lands,
and a few cities.

The rain drops falling,
and flowing,
across the old man,
and the monument.

Nobody paying attention,
to either one,
anyway,
not today.

The park is mostly silent,
cars whisper by,
on the rainy streets,
its a couple of days early,
before the parades,
all is quiet,
nothing much,
going on today.

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Old 05-29-2010, 01:04 PM   #671
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I like that a lot Joebill!
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Old 05-29-2010, 06:22 PM   #672
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Old 05-29-2010, 06:36 PM   #673
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That's excellent, Joebill! And right on time!
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The spring sun shone into the room,
A ray of golden yellow;
It caught every scrap of dust,
Even things in shadow:
It showed the dust of a hundred years,
In a house of twice that age:
The people of this house are dead, since 1884.

**

A cloud came over the sun,
The house went dull
A wind spring up;
The house was blown about:
The wind blew where,
The sun had shone:
And blew all the dust away.

**

The sun came out again,
Its yellow ray
Shone into the dining room:
It showed in there,
A table laid,
Of food and wine of old:
People were walking,
Too and fro':
As the sun,
Shone into the house,
The people melted away:
And kids came in,
they laid the table,
With picnic things.

**

Oh, what would they say,
If they had seen those ghosts;
That haunted the house,
On a windy day?.....

© G. 1969
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