Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 44

GeoffC · 04-20-2011, 05:18 AM

"Last time we met all sorts of unmentionables happened," I continued.

"Like what, in particular?" she retorted as though in denial.

FlorenceArt · 04-20-2011, 05:37 AM

"Well, you know... unmentionables."

Hah! That should shut her up!

poohbear_nc · 04-20-2011, 08:59 AM

The blonde pensively traced a pattern on the dusty floor with the toe of her crocodile Ferragamo stiletto-heeled shoe. You could hear the tiny gears whirring as she clicked through an internal list of "unmentionables."

GeoffC · 04-20-2011, 11:47 AM

"OK," she said after a moment or two of reflection - "let's ignore those and them and these, and get onto more pressing matters."

"I have here an envelope full of money which should adequately compensate you for any inconveniences, past, present or in the future; now I am sure you can dip your hand in and offer a Lady such as myself, a meal whilst I outline what is what."

MJK2111 · 04-20-2011, 11:51 AM

"Well," I said, "I guess I could spring for a chicken dinner." "Let's head over to the Fowl Feast on 3rd Avenue."

poohbear_nc · 04-20-2011, 01:02 PM

Her head snapped up immediately at these words, closely followed by a large bore revolver aimed straight at my belly button. "What did you just suggest?" she rasped, droplets of sweat beading her brow.

MJK2111 · 04-22-2011, 01:26 PM

Great, here we go again, I thought. "Listen, dollface, if you don't want chicken, we can go to Willy's Weenies; it's your choice, either the bird or the tubesteak...make up your mind!"

poohbear_nc · 04-22-2011, 01:57 PM

She grinned a truly evil grin as she motioned me towards the door with the barrel of that cannon [how did she fit it into her purse anyway?]. "We'll be heading towards Wilma's Wilting Wonderland I think, a true vegetarian paradise.

MJK2111 · 04-22-2011, 03:07 PM

"Wilma's, I muttered under my breath...why did that name sound familiar?" "Great puckering bungholes!" I shouted, "I think I'm beginning to understand!"

poohbear_nc · 04-22-2011, 05:34 PM

It wasn't long ago that I had woken up at Wilma's, in the back of the kitchen. I had been trailing the blonde, but the lights had gone out somewhere between my car and the donut shop.

GeoffC · 04-24-2011, 03:12 AM

It was at Wilma's that life began to make no sense what so ever, and we were heading back there.
Sheesh! life could not get any worse; could it?

The Terminator · 04-24-2011, 11:42 AM

Maybe it could but only if she brought a hearse. As we traveled down the road she had a sinister shine in her button eyes.

GeoffC · 04-25-2011, 04:56 AM

Without missing any of the potholes in the shoddy road, we reached our destination.

I got out, went around to her side, to open the door like a gentleman should; "thank you," she purred whilst taking the opportunity to stand on my left foot with one of her 6 inch stiletto heels.

poohbear_nc · 04-25-2011, 09:56 AM

Yup, things were going to resume just like the past! Everything this blonde baby did was going to cause me pain - lots of pain!

MJK2111 · 04-25-2011, 10:25 AM

Stepping into Wilma's was like reliving a past life littered with rat droppings. Thankfully, the place was almost empty, just like my stomach.

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04-20-2011, 05:18 AM	#646
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Last time we met all sorts of unmentionables happened," I continued. "Like what, in particular?" she retorted as though in denial.

04-20-2011, 05:37 AM	#647
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	"Well, you know... unmentionables." Hah! That should shut her up!

04-20-2011, 08:59 AM	#648
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	The blonde pensively traced a pattern on the dusty floor with the toe of her crocodile Ferragamo stiletto-heeled shoe. You could hear the tiny gears whirring as she clicked through an internal list of "unmentionables."

04-20-2011, 11:47 AM	#649
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"OK," she said after a moment or two of reflection - "let's ignore those and them and these, and get onto more pressing matters." "I have here an envelope full of money which should adequately compensate you for any inconveniences, past, present or in the future; now I am sure you can dip your hand in and offer a Lady such as myself, a meal whilst I outline what is what."

04-20-2011, 11:51 AM	#650
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Well," I said, "I guess I could spring for a chicken dinner." "Let's head over to the Fowl Feast on 3rd Avenue."

04-20-2011, 01:02 PM	#651
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Her head snapped up immediately at these words, closely followed by a large bore revolver aimed straight at my belly button. "What did you just suggest?" she rasped, droplets of sweat beading her brow.

04-22-2011, 01:26 PM	#652
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Great, here we go again, I thought. "Listen, dollface, if you don't want chicken, we can go to Willy's Weenies; it's your choice, either the bird or the tubesteak...make up your mind!"

04-22-2011, 01:57 PM	#653
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	She grinned a truly evil grin as she motioned me towards the door with the barrel of that cannon [how did she fit it into her purse anyway?]. "We'll be heading towards Wilma's Wilting Wonderland I think, a true vegetarian paradise.

04-22-2011, 03:07 PM	#654
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Wilma's, I muttered under my breath...why did that name sound familiar?" "Great puckering bungholes!" I shouted, "I think I'm beginning to understand!"

04-22-2011, 05:34 PM	#655
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It wasn't long ago that I had woken up at Wilma's, in the back of the kitchen. I had been trailing the blonde, but the lights had gone out somewhere between my car and the donut shop.

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04-24-2011, 03:12 AM	#656
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It was at Wilma's that life began to make no sense what so ever, and we were heading back there. Sheesh! life could not get any worse; could it?

04-24-2011, 11:42 AM	#657
The Terminator Retired Posts: 2,552 Karma: 37638420 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Vancouver Island Canada Device: Kobo Touch, Optimus One (2.3), Nexus 7 (4.2)	Maybe it could but only if she brought a hearse. As we traveled down the road she had a sinister shine in her button eyes.

04-25-2011, 04:56 AM	#658
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Without missing any of the potholes in the shoddy road, we reached our destination. I got out, went around to her side, to open the door like a gentleman should; "thank you," she purred whilst taking the opportunity to stand on my left foot with one of her 6 inch stiletto heels.

04-25-2011, 09:56 AM	#659
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Yup, things were going to resume just like the past! Everything this blonde baby did was going to cause me pain - lots of pain!

04-25-2011, 10:25 AM	#660
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Stepping into Wilma's was like reliving a past life littered with rat droppings. Thankfully, the place was almost empty, just like my stomach.