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Lady Blue · 06-08-2010, 08:30 AM

When did my brother-in-law reach the age of 55?

the 34th of whenever

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-08-2010, 10:55 AM

When will I have the work done by?

Fluorescent sunflowers

dsvick · 06-08-2010, 11:10 AM

Your teeth are glowing, where did you get those seeds?

Employee entrance.

SameOldStory · 06-08-2010, 11:37 AM

Where do ex-employees leave?

Cinderella's pumpkin pie

happy_terd · 06-08-2010, 11:38 AM

What turned back into prune pudding around 12AM sharp?

Boogers long forgotten

MJK2111 · 06-08-2010, 12:36 PM

What do you find after the kids leave for college?

Hairy armpits

happy_terd · 06-08-2010, 01:01 PM

What is the key difference between UK and American women?

Do not eat

TGS · 06-08-2010, 06:28 PM

How does one loose weight?

Pumpin' 'n grindin'

SameOldStory · 06-11-2010, 09:04 PM

If nothing else, what do school kids learn in public schools?

a clockwork pumpkin

Dylrob · 06-12-2010, 02:36 AM

What do you call a timekeeping squash?

They're serving you too.

WT Sharpe · 06-12-2010, 10:10 AM

What did one missionary say to the other in the cannibals' stew pot when the other laughed at his predicament?

Shaving cream.

Javed · 06-12-2010, 10:24 AM

Something came flying out of the apartment window and hit the sidewalk. It looked like a tin or can. I went across the street and saw a passerby. I asked, "What is it?"

Tinfoil helmet.

Wetdogeared · 06-12-2010, 10:44 AM

Any suggestions on how to turn off this radio in my head?

Hind quarter.

Javed · 06-12-2010, 10:47 AM

If I put a 25 cent piece in my back pocket what is it called?

Falling sand.

WT Sharpe · 06-12-2010, 11:14 AM

What do you call granular material composed of finely divided rock and mineral particles when it is sinning?

Pixelated frogs.

06-12-2010, 11:14 AM	#660
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	What do you call granular material composed of finely divided rock and mineral particles when it is sinning? Pixelated frogs. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 06-12-2010 at 12:23 PM.

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	What is the key difference between UK and American women? Do not eat

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	If nothing else, what do school kids learn in public schools? a clockwork pumpkin

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WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	What did one missionary say to the other in the cannibals' stew pot when the other laughed at his predicament? Shaving cream.

06-12-2010, 10:24 AM	#657
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Something came flying out of the apartment window and hit the sidewalk. It looked like a tin or can. I went across the street and saw a passerby. I asked, "What is it?" Tinfoil helmet.

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Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	If I put a 25 cent piece in my back pocket what is it called? Falling sand.