Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 42

MJK2111 · 10-07-2010, 10:05 AM

...chicken! The largest bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken I had ever seen (original recipe), along with biscuits, sides of mashed taters, and a bottle of Pepsi.

GeoffC · 10-07-2010, 11:14 AM

And then it changed again (whatever was in the air these days, was certainly playing havoc with this storyline)!

Jungle ! ?

MJK2111 · 10-14-2010, 04:10 PM

Dense vegetation suddenly filled the fetid room. I saw what I thought were quick moving red and pink apes scrounging through the underbrush.

poohbear_nc · 10-14-2010, 04:12 PM

I shut my eyes again, and began deep breathing exercises to clear my head. But I could still hear rustling all around me.

MJK2111 · 10-18-2010, 01:08 PM

I opened my eyes and found the source of the rustling. On the far side of the room were 6 guys with bandannas covering their faces, riding horses and chasing cattle.

Bilbo1967 · 10-18-2010, 01:09 PM

All of them; guys, horses, cattle, were no bigger than a mouse. Where the hell was I?

GeoffC · 10-21-2010, 01:20 PM

"Welcome to my world you little man," said a voice from out of the ether.

I opened my eyes expecting to see the Devil Incarnate staring at me with large red eyes; instead it was Moriarty's spirit looming large above me and I suddenly remembered I had been reading of my hero 'Sherlock' recently, and had delved into one of his hallucinatory experiments! was this all but just a dream?

MJK2111 · 10-22-2010, 09:33 AM

I retrieved my tobacco stash from the toe of a Persian slipper and packed a bowl. I lit the pipe and contemplated all that had happened since the beginning of this thread...

poohbear_nc · 10-22-2010, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJK2111

I retrieved my tobacco stash from the toe of a Persian slipper and packed a bowl. I lit the pipe and contemplated all that had happened since the beginning of this thread...

.... which made me reach for the syringe in the desk drawer. Just as I began to depress the plunger, the phone rang.

GeoffC · 10-23-2010, 05:07 AM

Just as I reached out for the 'phone the door to my office creaked open, and in strolled a stunning blonde.
There was an unmistakable mysterious air about her, and a mischievous glint in her black button eyes; needless to say I now ignored the 'phone, letting it ring until it stopped.

Fat Abe · 10-24-2010, 05:19 AM

The cleavage from her ample breasts was the only sight I saw or needed to see at the time. One cannot describe what would have transpired if she were bold enough to reveal more in a moment of desperation.

GeoffC · 10-25-2010, 04:10 AM

Fortunately there were no moments of desperation. In she strolled as confidently as she looked; onto my tatty unkempt desk she placed an envelope, a key and a sprig of thyme.

poohbear_nc · 10-25-2010, 10:15 AM

Head swirling, I sank into my desk chair and rasped "What can I do for you sweetheart?"
Smiling enigmatically, she wafted out through the door and vanished from my life.

GeoffC · 10-25-2010, 10:44 AM

I knew what was in the envelope, my fee.

The key was the one that I had accidentally left in the outside of my door; and the sprig of thyme - that was for my headache!

MJK2111 · 10-25-2010, 12:08 PM

Now that I had enough thyme to do things properly, I began to review my notes from the beginning of the case. While flipping through my notebook, a business card slid out and fluttered to the carpet.

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10-07-2010, 10:05 AM	#616
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	...chicken! The largest bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken I had ever seen (original recipe), along with biscuits, sides of mashed taters, and a bottle of Pepsi.

10-07-2010, 11:14 AM	#617
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	And then it changed again (whatever was in the air these days, was certainly playing havoc with this storyline)! Jungle ! ?

10-14-2010, 04:10 PM	#618
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Dense vegetation suddenly filled the fetid room. I saw what I thought were quick moving red and pink apes scrounging through the underbrush.

10-14-2010, 04:12 PM	#619
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,897 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I shut my eyes again, and began deep breathing exercises to clear my head. But I could still hear rustling all around me.

10-18-2010, 01:08 PM	#620
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I opened my eyes and found the source of the rustling. On the far side of the room were 6 guys with bandannas covering their faces, riding horses and chasing cattle.

10-18-2010, 01:09 PM	#621
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	All of them; guys, horses, cattle, were no bigger than a mouse. Where the hell was I?

10-21-2010, 01:20 PM	#622
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Welcome to my world you little man," said a voice from out of the ether. I opened my eyes expecting to see the Devil Incarnate staring at me with large red eyes; instead it was Moriarty's spirit looming large above me and I suddenly remembered I had been reading of my hero 'Sherlock' recently, and had delved into one of his hallucinatory experiments! was this all but just a dream?

10-22-2010, 09:33 AM	#623
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I retrieved my tobacco stash from the toe of a Persian slipper and packed a bowl. I lit the pipe and contemplated all that had happened since the beginning of this thread...

10-23-2010, 05:07 AM	#625
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Just as I reached out for the 'phone the door to my office creaked open, and in strolled a stunning blonde. There was an unmistakable mysterious air about her, and a mischievous glint in her black button eyes; needless to say I now ignored the 'phone, letting it ring until it stopped.

10-24-2010, 05:19 AM	#626
Fat Abe Man Who Stares at Books Posts: 1,826 Karma: 10606722 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: 50th State, USA. Also, PA, NY, CA, and elsewhere. Device: All of the Above	The cleavage from her ample breasts was the only sight I saw or needed to see at the time. One cannot describe what would have transpired if she were bold enough to reveal more in a moment of desperation.

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10-25-2010, 04:10 AM	#627
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Fortunately there were no moments of desperation. In she strolled as confidently as she looked; onto my tatty unkempt desk she placed an envelope, a key and a sprig of thyme.

10-25-2010, 10:15 AM	#628
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,897 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Head swirling, I sank into my desk chair and rasped "What can I do for you sweetheart?" Smiling enigmatically, she wafted out through the door and vanished from my life.

10-25-2010, 10:44 AM	#629
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I knew what was in the envelope, my fee. The key was the one that I had accidentally left in the outside of my door; and the sprig of thyme - that was for my headache!

10-25-2010, 12:08 PM	#630
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Now that I had enough thyme to do things properly, I began to review my notes from the beginning of the case. While flipping through my notebook, a business card slid out and fluttered to the carpet.