Corrupt-a-Wish

[Patricia]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Granted - but now they reside in your living and babble 24/7 in one syllable words.

(I agree with DixieGal go out and play).


I wish a true speech recognition computer that can spell properly so I don't have to.

Granted. But you now lose the abilty to read.

I wish that the next wish is NOT subverted.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Patricia

Granted. But you now lose the abilty to read.

I wish that the next wish is NOT subverted.

Granted, the next wish is not subverted; it's retroverted.

I wish the previous wish to not be subverted.

[Patricia]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted, the next wish is not subverted; it's retroverted.

I wish the previous wish to not be subverted.

Granted. So do I.

Have we got into an endless loop now?

[RWood]

start loop;

a := .true.
if a = .false. then exit

end loop

[vivaldirules]

I'm sitting staring at the wall contemplating the words superlative and laxative.

opswrongthread:

[Patricia]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I'm sitting staring at the wall contemplating the words superlative and laxative.

opswrongthread:

You remind me of someone, VR. But I can't make up my mind whether it's someone from Wisconsin, or someone from Paris.

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by Patricia

You remind me of someone, VR. But I can't make up my mind whether it's someone from Wisconsin, or someone from Paris.

Granted.

I wish our Queen would return and bring us back lots of goodies.

[RWood]

Granted. Goodies are brought back but not for bad wet little doggies and avatar stealing (borrowing) soapy pshrynks.

I wish I could finish the batch of ebooks I have waiting to format and upload to MR.

[pshrynk]

granted. But then your e-reader falls into the bath...

I wish that everyone would follow my suggestion to dress up like Queen Zee for her return tomorrow.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I wish that everyone would follow my suggestion to dress up like Queen Zee for her return tomorrow.

Granted: All of us guys dress up like Queen Z... and all of the girls strip and cavort around wearing nothing but soap bubbles... at just the moment for our parents to come and visit. We will never live this down...

I wish I knew why I don't have more money in the bank.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted: All of us guys dress up like Queen Z... and all of the girls strip and cavort around wearing nothing but soap bubbles... at just the moment for our parents to come and visit. We will never live this down...

I wish I knew why I don't have more money in the bank.

Granted, you know, and that knowledge cause a deep depression that can only be cured by a multitude of Zany Carters, pushing your bankbalance so far into the red it's not even funny.

I wish I didn't have to go to "puppy-class" this afternoon, would rather spend it at home in the company of Honor Harrington!

[radioflyertoo]

Granted - You now must go to Elephant "Clean Up After" Class with a big shovel.

I wish that light was the absence of dark not dark the absence of light.

[nekokami]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish that light was the absence of dark not dark the absence of light.

Granted. Light is now the absence of Dark Matter, but now there isn't enough mass to hold the universe together and everything flies apart at an ever-accelerating rate.

Despite this catastrophe, I wish I hadn't left my wrist brace home this morning.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish that light was the absence of dark not dark the absence of light.

Granted. With such a poetically simple wish, you have managed to completely reverse the laws of physics, corrupt entropy, and begin the process of causing the universe to spiral back in on itself until its mass is reabsorbed by the next higher-order dimensional brane in a cascading effect that will only end in omniversal annihilation.

Fortunately, the omniverse itself won't die for quintillions of years. However, Stephen Hawking got wind of what you did, and he's personally hired a team of ninja assassins to knock you off in the omniverse's name. I give you about 3 more minutes to live, just before the planet begins to freeze over.

Man, you're good.

(Edit: Okay, Neko's faster than me, so: Granted. You remembered your wrist-brace. Strapping it on sprained your other wrist.)

I wish I'd sold my motorcycle before the planet had started to freeze.

[RWood]

Originally Posted by nekokami

I wish I hadn't left my wrist brace home this morning.

Granted. You did remember to bring the right wrist brace. However, being a forgetful cyborg you did forget to bring your left arm.

I wish I had remembered to attach my brain this morning before I left.