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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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Someone's been smoking around my book! I can smell cigarette smoke on the pages!
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Location: Norfolk, England
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The Milky Bars are on me!
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Location: Denmark
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Are you a man or a mouse?
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Bah! Humbug!
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Is that a mouse in your beard, or are you happy to see me?
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Location: Denmark
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Oooh, look, these new diapers stay up all by themselves.
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Grand Sorcerer
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No, thank you, I'll skip the tomato soup.
(This made a lot more sense before ya switched yer avatar.) Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 09-28-2011 at 12:47 PM. |
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What you imagined by "the magic of the Universe unfolds"?
I didn't get an avatar yet, so here is a lovely picture of a duck:
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Publishers are evil!
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Location: Rhode Island
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The dude ducked and now I can't see him.
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Banned
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Location: California
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What a faceless beauty!
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now to write my opus
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Location: Denmark
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"And when I woke up she had turned into a dog, Your Honour."
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reddit, reddit, reddit
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Location: Gold Coast, Queensland, Oz
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You interrupt me half way through washing my hair and ask if I am SAVED? The unmitigated gall!
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Location: Denmark
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Orange toed - yes, blue armed - yes, red eyed - yes, green backed - yes; but yellow bellied - NEVER!
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reddit, reddit, reddit
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Location: Gold Coast, Queensland, Oz
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That new hair dressers assistant has wandered off and left these foils in for far too long. just wait until she comes back, I'll give her a piece of my mind in no uncertain terms.
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Only need one eye to read
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Location: Darlington, England
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Its awful quiet here, who croaked?
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