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yvanleterrible · 03-18-2013, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Interestingly, there has been only one product produced by Richard Branson's Virgin brand (as in Virgin airlines, Virgin trains etc..) that didn't carry the name 'Virgin'. That was their range of condoms - I wonder why

MJK2111 · 03-18-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterT

And here was me thinking it was another way to pronounce Calgary!

Ah, cripes, that was funny, Eh?

Freeshadow · 03-18-2013, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by samhy

P.S.: Isn't it an ironic name for condoms? I mean the people inside the Trojan horse were supposed to invade the outside, not be locked up

If they are similar to the brand which their makers sell in Germany as "Fromms" the name fits... You don't feel much in them. Could as well do it with a wooden horse

Fbone · 03-18-2013, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by samhy

Sorry, I don't get it

I have the feeling that it's a cultural reference, but still don't get it.
Is it Trojans as in viruses and spywares? And Huggies as in nappies?

Your comment was funnier than the original joke. Good one.

Fbone · 03-18-2013, 03:14 PM

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

Bookpossum · 03-18-2013, 09:47 PM

One picture each for the cat people and the dog people:

samhy · 03-19-2013, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Bookpossum

One picture each for the cat people and the dog people:

So true, both of them

orlok · 03-19-2013, 05:45 AM

I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper.

ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000

So I phoned them up and said, "The answer is -£5,000. Do I get the job?"

Format C: · 03-19-2013, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by samhy

Makes sense, thank you

P.S.: Isn't it an ironic name for condoms? I mean the people inside the Trojan horse were supposed to invade the outside, not be locked up

In my language, troja (usually spelled "troia") means "whore"...

Fbone · 03-19-2013, 05:04 PM

I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

yvanleterrible · 03-19-2013, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

...and wait till I feel like peeing. Then I might help you.

Fbone · 03-20-2013, 10:15 PM

Drinks $80. Dinner $100. The room $250. The look on his face when she says “I’m on my period.” Priceless.

orlok · 03-21-2013, 06:04 AM

On an unrelated note, my dad sent me a letter today telling me I was adopted.

yvanleterrible · 03-21-2013, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by orlok

On an unrelated note, my dad sent me a letter today telling me I was adopted.

Which dad?

MJK2111 · 03-21-2013, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

Drinks $80. Dinner $100. The room $250. The look on his face when she says “I’m on my period.” Priceless.

The look on her face when he says "So?" Beyond priceless.

03-18-2013, 09:47 PM	#6276
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,146 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	One picture each for the cat people and the dog people: Attached Thumbnails

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03-18-2013, 03:14 PM	#6275
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,297 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

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orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 - £40,000 So I phoned them up and said, "The answer is -£5,000. Do I get the job?"

03-19-2013, 05:04 PM	#6280
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,297 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

03-20-2013, 10:15 PM	#6282
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,297 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Drinks $80. Dinner $100. The room $250. The look on his face when she says “I’m on my period.” Priceless.

03-21-2013, 06:04 AM	#6283
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	On an unrelated note, my dad sent me a letter today telling me I was adopted.