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HomeInMyShoes · 02-25-2013, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by orlok

"What do we get from the hen?" asks the teacher.

"Eggs," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the sheep?"

"Wool," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the cow?"

"Homework," says Little Johnny.

Haha. I remember the Little Johnny jokes.

MJK2111 · 02-25-2013, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Iznogood

It's rather easy, actually. You wrap the box around the seal and applies pressure. Using pressure in food conservation is a new trend - but unfortunately the method often causes the seal to break and the food is ruined

I always thought they simply used baby seals...

Iznogood · 02-25-2013, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJK2111

I always thought they simply used baby seals...

You mean the baby seal is put into the box, nourishes from the other crackers in the box, before it breaks, probably because it's growing in too little space?

Hm, I'll think I'll take a patent on that technology - it'll be a great deal more popular than hunting whales

Spoiler:

Fbone · 02-25-2013, 05:50 PM

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

issybird · 02-25-2013, 08:15 PM

Stitchawl · 02-26-2013, 03:30 AM

"R's" and "L's" get 'em every time...
I shot these with my cell phone outside a fast food place in Kobe and a pet shop in Osaka.

Stitchawl

orlok · 02-26-2013, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by issybird

Hedgehogs

^

orlok · 02-26-2013, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

"R's" and "L's" get 'em every time...
I shot this with my cell phone outside a fast food place in Kobe.

Stitchawl

Picture link seems to be broken...

steven522 · 02-26-2013, 10:54 AM

This has been my favorite "engrish" sign of all times:

"My chicken sandwich tastes like a wet mouse..."

poohbear_nc · 02-26-2013, 11:08 AM

Drooling mice?

orlok · 02-26-2013, 01:36 PM

^^ That's what I like to see. Truth in advertising.

orlok · 02-26-2013, 01:45 PM

The lottery gives you a 1 in 14 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.

Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

Fbone · 02-26-2013, 03:45 PM

poohbear_nc · 02-26-2013, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

I'll have a double!

pilotbob · 02-26-2013, 05:30 PM

Waiter, there is no chicken in my soup.

The soup du jour is lentil soup sir.

But, I had soup du jour yesterday and it had chicken in it!

02-26-2013, 03:30 AM	#6156
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	"R's" and "L's" get 'em every time... I shot these with my cell phone outside a fast food place in Kobe and a pet shop in Osaka. Stitchawl Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Stitchawl; 02-26-2013 at 03:35 AM.

02-26-2013, 01:36 PM	#6161
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	^^ That's what I like to see. Truth in advertising. Last edited by orlok; 02-26-2013 at 02:01 PM.

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pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Waiter, there is no chicken in my soup. The soup du jour is lentil soup sir. But, I had soup du jour yesterday and it had chicken in it!