Silliness Question Everything? - Page 41

Lady Blue · 03-12-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Couldn't you just say that Patricia looks as beautiful in yellow as Lady Blue does in red?

Ooohhh. That was so smooth, don't you think Patricia?

montsnmags · 03-12-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Ooohhh. That was so smooth, don't you think Patricia?

soopa-mad skilz wif teh laydeez - I haz dem?

Cheers,
Marc

Lady Blue · 03-12-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

soopa-mad skilz wif teh laydeez - I haz dem?

Cheers,
Marc

Let's hear ya say THAT again 3 times real fast.

yvanleterrible · 03-12-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

I'm in your dreams, Yvan?
And which books am I converting there?

Oh! paranoia! 1984?

montsnmags · 03-12-2009, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Let's hear ya say THAT again 3 times real fast.

Am I not the pheasant plucker,
nor the pheasant-plucker's son?
Should I proudly pluck the pheasants
'til the pheasant-plucker comes?

Lady Blue · 03-12-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Am I not the pheasant plucker,
nor the pheasant-plucker's son?
Should I proudly pluck the pheasants
'til the pheasant-plucker comes?

Why does it sound so different when you say it 3 times real fast? I perceive it to have an entirely new meaning now.

I feel badly for the plucked pheasants though. All that public nakedness. . .

montsnmags · 03-12-2009, 11:46 PM

Is nudity not God's uniform? Is shame not the first and common sin of all? If I have no shame, does that mean I am a new creation? Am I a new breed? Must I show the New Way? Will the wise follow me, but not too close? Or does it just mean I like the feel of a cool breeze on my googly-bits, and wear my underpants on my head?

Wetdogeared · 03-12-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Is nudity not God's uniform? Is shame not the first and common sin of all? If I have no shame, does that mean I am a new creation? Am I a new breed? Must I show the New Way? Will the wise follow me, but not too close? Or does it just mean I like the feel of a cool breeze on my googly-bits, and wear my underpants on my head?

Didn't you just give away a googly-bit?

Donnageddon · 03-12-2009, 11:52 PM

Why do I find wearing my underpants on my head so convenient during the cold season?

Could it be how mucus-free it keeps my shirt sleeves?

And when I let my googly-bits wave freely in the air, are others surprised when I proclaim "My boys need to breathe freely!"?

montsnmags · 03-12-2009, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Didn't you just give away a googly-bit?

Seeing as it was only halfway enough, can you lend me one 'til next Thursday?

Wetdogeared · 03-12-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Seeing as it was only halfway enough, can you lend me one 'til next Thursday?

I'll gladly lend you one Tuesday for a hamburger today, if that's OK?

montsnmags · 03-13-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

I'll gladly lend you one Tuesday for a hamburger today, if that's OK?

Sure thing...with beetroot? (*)

Cheers,
Marc
(* Ingredients: "hamburger" patty contains 15% meat, and 85% animal byproducts, including but not limited to googly-bits)

Donnageddon · 03-13-2009, 12:04 AM

Marc, wouldn't you be wise to ask if WDE has been neutered before making this deal?

montsnmags · 03-13-2009, 12:18 AM

Have I ever suggested I was economically "wise", rather than flat broke? Otherwise, wouldn't I be offering yvanleterrible monetary compensation rather than the for-some-reason-rejected man-tadpole factory?

Lady Blue · 03-13-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Is nudity not God's uniform? Is shame not the first and common sin of all? If I have no shame, does that mean I am a new creation? Am I a new breed? Must I show the New Way? Will the wise follow me, but not too close? Or does it just mean I like the feel of a cool breeze on my googly-bits, and wear my underpants on my head?

Does anyone know how I can procure a signed, illustrated first Collector's Edition, coffee table version of Marc's new faux gold leaf, armadillo bound with pheasant feathers and worsted weight yarn (complete with attached two-of-a-kind googly-bits bookmark) Reference and Memoirs of never before revealed: life-lessons, confessions, advice, jokes, love interests, shopping lists, trivia, detailed instructions, materials required, household ingredients, necessities, best guesses, friends and family, recipes, job interviews, don't-you-dares, driving lessons, flora & fauna, wit & wisecracks, Jack & Jill, Jack & Jack, Jill & Jill, money matters, age matters, eye color matters, nothing matters, black holes, hairstyles, face masks, 4D Reality TV, shums, Super Heroes guide through space and time, and MANY more topics too numerous and tiresome to mention here; published by "Funk & Waggy" and due to be released at bookstores neverwhere near you on Tuesday 2010?

Can I pre-order?

How much will it sell for?

Will it be available in popular electronic format without DRM?

Will there be a book signing, or just an engraved paw print on the cover?

Will the protective underpants case and light-wedgy be included, or sold separately?

And will there be a replaceable battery?

Do inquiring minds want to know?

Well, DO THEY?

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03-12-2009, 11:46 PM	#607
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Is nudity not God's uniform? Is shame not the first and common sin of all? If I have no shame, does that mean I am a new creation? Am I a new breed? Must I show the New Way? Will the wise follow me, but not too close? Or does it just mean I like the feel of a cool breeze on my googly-bits, and wear my underpants on my head?

03-12-2009, 11:52 PM	#609
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	Why do I find wearing my underpants on my head so convenient during the cold season? Could it be how mucus-free it keeps my shirt sleeves? And when I let my googly-bits wave freely in the air, are others surprised when I proclaim "My boys need to breathe freely!"?

03-13-2009, 12:04 AM	#613
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	Marc, wouldn't you be wise to ask if WDE has been neutered before making this deal?

03-13-2009, 12:18 AM	#614
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Have I ever suggested I was economically "wise", rather than flat broke? Otherwise, wouldn't I be offering yvanleterrible monetary compensation rather than the for-some-reason-rejected man-tadpole factory?

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