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Doily, plate, scone, jam, clotted cream, cake, finger sandwiches, comfortable chair, warm sunshine. What is missing?
An extended siesta. |
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My True Self
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What do they call Cryogenics in Mexico?
Vampyre orderves |
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Location: Denmark
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What are vampire hors d'oeuvre spelled incorrectly?
Skippy the bush kangaroo |
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#589 |
It's Dr. Penguin now!
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Who is the main star of the movie "Going down, down under?"
chaperone tea party |
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How do chaperones relax when they stop chaperoning?
spandex short shorts |
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Banned
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What item is used to help contain most of SneakySnake's yoga farts?
Three old men and one stupid dog |
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My True Self
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![]() What does the Florida alligator see as it creeps toward the park bench? To dream the imposible Buick |
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What might Stephen Foster plan to do when he has finished dreaming of Jeanie with the light brown hair?
The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable |
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My True Self
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What do you get when a Helen Keller zombie has lost all of her teeth?
The Man of La Mancha |
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What would be a really crap name for a musical about Don Quixote?
They wanted me to go to rehab, but I said no. no, no. |
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Still Easily Confused
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I decided not to go to rehab and replied..... (sorry for the pathetic reponse)
Then lightly saute the squirel |
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What did the indian say at the first Thanksgiving meat?
Liberace and the Village People |
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What fine group of non heterosexual men could still probably pick up a woman quicker than anyone here?
The death of a salesman. Last edited by happy_terd; 05-29-2010 at 07:21 PM. |
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Bah, humbug!
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What would happen if caller I.D. worked on telemarketing calls?
Big blue sniffer. |
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What's IBMs drug tester called?
Chocolate cake |
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