Unutterably Silly Ceci n'est pas une moderation (Add yer own damn accents.)

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Is red the opposite of green???

On the colour wheel it is...I think...I haz a doubts nao.

I cant look at red without thinking "typos."

I can't look at red without thinking BRAKES! (and the song, Greg The Stop Sign by TISM)

Does not being a mod make us bad spellers???

Well, being a Mod surely doesn't make you a good one, so I don't think that's a relevant variable. It makes you bad Astroboys though, because you don't have cool rocket boots like us. Zooooooom!

I am getting tired of this "better than you" attitude.

Well, if you're referring to Adrian, he is immoderate, and he does think he's better than everyone. Even me, and he's my imaginary friend (come to think, he thinks everyone else is better than me, seeing as he hangs with everyone else more often).

Cheers,
Marc (slapping Adrian's banana-smearing hands away from the iPad)

[recluse]

Can we go back to talking about the Moderators "magic green wands"?
I still have questions.
Many of them of questionable taste.


Jon

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Is red the opposite of green???


I cant look at red without thinking "typos." Does not being a mod make us bad spellers???

No, it makes that particular mod a bad speller...

[Catire]

Mr montsnmags,

Please cease and desist the usage of the color red as that color and all its shades are owned by me and all my subsidiaries.

Thank you

Catire, President, CFO, CPO, CCSCO and C3PO of Bighead Corp.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Catire

Mr montsnmags,

Please cease and desist the usage of the color red as that color and all its shades are owned by me and all my subsidiaries.

Thank you

Catire, President, CFO, CPO, CCSCO and C3PO of Bighead Corp.

Wasn't me. Was Adrian. Pretty sure he's out of everybody's and everything's jurisdiction. He also knows some back door to the Montsnmags Enterprises armory. You want to pursue him over some kind of trademark issue, be my guest. Just remember to [flat-billed water fowl with a waddle].

Cheers,
Marc (Come to think, I think there was some kind of high-powered turtle-launcher in there somewhere... )

[Catire]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Wasn't me. Was Adrian. Pretty sure he's out of everybody's and everything's jurisdiction. He also knows some back door to the Montsnmags Enterprises armory. You want to pursue him over some kind of trademark issue, be my guest. Just remember to [flat-billed water fowl with a waddle].

Cheers,
Marc (Come to think, I think there was some kind of high-powered turtle-launcher in there somewhere... )

Mr montsnmags,

As our current system for copyright breach detection cannot differentiate between you and this Adrian character we regret to inform you that you will be liable for any and all usages of the color red by your account and any psockpuppets related to your account.

Thank you,

Catire, President, CFO, CPO, CCSCO and C3PO of Bighead Corp.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Catire

Mr montsnmags,

As our current system for copyright breach detection cannot differentiate between you and this Adrian character we regret to inform you that you will be liable for any and all usages of the color red by your account and any psockpuppets related to your account.

Thank you,

Catire, President, CFO, CPO, CCSCO and C3PO of Bighead Corp.

That's okay. My pockets are directly connected to the legion of borgs in the Montsnmags Accounting Department, and their accounts are directly connected via means dimensionally anomalous and technically nefarious to every major or minor credit-available balance in every account in the known and unknown multiverse. The undead in the Legal Department prioritize account syphoning, and usually direct the suction directly but untraceably at the accounts of the suing party.

A side effect means there is always change in my pocket if I ever choose not to pass a pastry shop.

Look, why don't you come over to the Montsnmags Monkeybar and we can talk about this over a drink (my shout).

Cheers,
Marc

[Catire]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Legal mumbo jumbo
Cheers,
Marc

Mr montsnmags,

Your threats while entertaining are of no consequence to us as we we have as much credit and as many bank accounts as a 12 year old Amish girl. While we appreciate your candor and your willingness to cooperate I must strongly encourage you to take the necessary steps to prevent any further use of the color red or we shall be forced to take legal actions against you and your company (and by legal action we mean: give you the evil eye, point at you and sniff really really loudly whenever we pass by you)


I will gladly accept your offer to talk this over at the Monkeybar as long as no tomfoolery is involved, we at Bighead Corporation cannot abide or tolerate tomfoolery, shenanigans are OK though and the occasional hijinks.

Thank you,

Catire, President, CFO, CPO, CCSCO and C3PO of Bighead Corp.

[happy_terd]

Isn't green suppose to get people horny? Think of the green M&Ms.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%26M%27s

"During the 2008 Valentine's Day season Mars introduced bags of all-green M&M's. This was due to common urban folklore that holds green M&M's to be an aphrodisiac.[20] They were brought back for Valentine's Day 2009 alongside the "Ms. Green Heats Up Valentine's Day" contest."

[MJK2111]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Sorry, can't post here, don't have an accent...

Originally Posted by Druid_Elf

me neither .. don't have a turtle ..

Could you post here if you had a turtle that had an accent?

Just wondering...

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Catire

Mr montsnmags,

Your [something something, missed it, was too busy having a really big yawn]

Thank you,

Catire, President, CFO, CPO, CCSCO and C3PO of Bighead Corp.

Dear Catire,

PFFFTTFTFTFTTFTFTFFTFTTFTFTFTFTFTFFTTT!!!

Love, kisses, tomfoolery and monkeybusiness,
Marc
CEO Montsnmags Enterprises
PS. Drink offer still stands, at least until we fall down

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Isn't green suppose to get people horny? ...

So, do the people green-posting get horny, or do those posted at get horny, or is it not an "or" thing, depending on who's an S and who's an M?

[happy_terd]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

So, do the people green-posting get horny, or do those posted at get horny, or is it not an "or" thing, depending on who's an S and who's an M?

Beats me. I'm hony before I even show up.

[Catire]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Dear Catire,

PFFFTTFTFTFTTFTFTFFTFTTFTFTFTFTFTFFTTT!!!

Love, kisses, tomfoolery and monkeybusiness,
Marc
CEO Montsnmags Enterprises
PS. Drink offer still stands, at least until we fall down

Mr. montsnmags

SNIFFF!




Thank you,
Catire, President, CFO, CPO, CCSCO and C3PO of Bighead Corp.
PS. Been waiting for the past half hour at the bar! where are you!

[dsvick]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

So, do the people green-posting get horny, or do those posted at get horny, or is it not an "or" thing, depending on who's an S and who's an M?

I'm pretty sure it is supposed to be the consumption that induces the hornyness. If not then I gave away a lot of green M & M to that girl in 9th grade for no reason.

With that theory then the moderators are making the rest of us horny whenever they post.