Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 4

MJK2111 · 05-21-2010, 03:03 PM

While I scrounged around for quarters for the dryer, she began to scrounge around the room. "Oh, what a beautiful set of etchings you have!" she exclaimed.

poohbear_nc · 05-21-2010, 03:19 PM

I knew this line would only lead to trouble, so I abruptly changed the subject by asking, "Say doll, what happened to the gibbbon? And why are you wearing my house slippers?"

Bilbo1967 · 05-21-2010, 03:35 PM

"Never mind the gibbon and the slippers; what the hell is that woman doing with that snake? That is a snake, isn't it?"

LazyScot · 05-21-2010, 04:14 PM

"Nope," I replied with my best Crocodile Dundee impression, "-- this is a snake."

She had a far more powerful right hook that you might think to look at her, I thought as I flew through the air in the direction of the industrial sized tumble drier.

omk3 · 05-21-2010, 05:12 PM

I had been shot at by a stiletto heel and punched by a mysterious dame and confused by life, the universe and everything, and in general I was suspecting it was not my day. I really needed to take control of the situation asap.

poohbear_nc · 05-21-2010, 06:32 PM

So I calmly climbed out of the drier, crawled under my desk and began to phone for back up. Unfortunately the ape had pulled out all the wires.

dreams · 05-21-2010, 11:23 PM

As I started to crawl (man, I hope this doesn't become a habit) back out, I found myself staring at a pair of slippers, which, I have to admit, looked better on the end of her legs than mine. It was just my bad luck the other end of those legs were attached to the Dame with the mean right hook.

GeoffC · 05-22-2010, 04:17 AM

And then I had to admit, she does look cute, really cute, really really cute.

And then I started to think, 'do I have I concussion, does the World normally spin this way round? huh!"

GraceKrispy · 05-22-2010, 04:26 AM

And as the world started going dark, all I could think about was getting into that pair of slippers again....
Bright sunshine plucked at my eyelids.

GeoffC · 05-22-2010, 05:07 AM

Dark shadows and hallucigenic colours clouded my mind.

"Are you alright?" said a calm, sexy voice somewhere over the rainbow that was shining brightly behind my eyelids.

dreams · 05-22-2010, 05:08 AM

It was The Dame, shinning a flashlight on my face as she babbled something about a gibbon or ape or something.

Thank God; For a while there I was afraid the nightmare was true,
and I was stuck in a very bad dime novel.

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GeoffC · 05-22-2010, 05:10 AM

"Apppppeeee, theeeee Gibbbbboooon", I babbled incoherently, "can you still see it?" I asked.

"No."

SneakySnake · 05-22-2010, 05:11 AM

I squeezed my eyes tighter as I shouted "turn that damned light off!". She responded with a quick smack of the torch across my face and babbled "the gibbon, he's over there!" whilst pointing over my shoulder.

GeoffC · 05-22-2010, 05:14 AM

"But you just said" .....

"Never mind that !" .....

SneakySnake · 05-22-2010, 05:21 AM

I tried to stand up, but I was a little woozy. She started babbling again!

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05-21-2010, 03:03 PM	#46
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	While I scrounged around for quarters for the dryer, she began to scrounge around the room. "Oh, what a beautiful set of etchings you have!" she exclaimed.

05-21-2010, 03:19 PM	#47
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,747 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I knew this line would only lead to trouble, so I abruptly changed the subject by asking, "Say doll, what happened to the gibbbon? And why are you wearing my house slippers?"

05-21-2010, 03:35 PM	#48
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	"Never mind the gibbon and the slippers; what the hell is that woman doing with that snake? That is a snake, isn't it?"

05-21-2010, 04:14 PM	#49
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Nope," I replied with my best Crocodile Dundee impression, "-- this is a snake." She had a far more powerful right hook that you might think to look at her, I thought as I flew through the air in the direction of the industrial sized tumble drier.

05-21-2010, 05:12 PM	#50
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	I had been shot at by a stiletto heel and punched by a mysterious dame and confused by life, the universe and everything, and in general I was suspecting it was not my day. I really needed to take control of the situation asap.

05-21-2010, 06:32 PM	#51
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,747 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	So I calmly climbed out of the drier, crawled under my desk and began to phone for back up. Unfortunately the ape had pulled out all the wires.

05-21-2010, 11:23 PM	#52
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	As I started to crawl (man, I hope this doesn't become a habit) back out, I found myself staring at a pair of slippers, which, I have to admit, looked better on the end of her legs than mine. It was just my bad luck the other end of those legs were attached to the Dame with the mean right hook.

05-22-2010, 04:17 AM	#53
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	And then I had to admit, she does look cute, really cute, really really cute. And then I started to think, 'do I have I concussion, does the World normally spin this way round? huh!"

05-22-2010, 04:26 AM	#54
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	And as the world started going dark, all I could think about was getting into that pair of slippers again.... Bright sunshine plucked at my eyelids.

05-22-2010, 05:07 AM	#55
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Dark shadows and hallucigenic colours clouded my mind. "Are you alright?" said a calm, sexy voice somewhere over the rainbow that was shining brightly behind my eyelids.

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05-22-2010, 05:08 AM	#56
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	It was The Dame, shinning a flashlight on my face as she babbled something about a gibbon or ape or something. Thank God; For a while there I was afraid the nightmare was true, and I was stuck in a very bad dime novel.

05-22-2010, 05:10 AM	#57
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Apppppeeee, theeeee Gibbbbboooon", I babbled incoherently, "can you still see it?" I asked. "No."

05-22-2010, 05:11 AM	#58
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I squeezed my eyes tighter as I shouted "turn that damned light off!". She responded with a quick smack of the torch across my face and babbled "the gibbon, he's over there!" whilst pointing over my shoulder.

05-22-2010, 05:14 AM	#59
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"But you just said" ..... "Never mind that !" .....

05-22-2010, 05:21 AM	#60
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I tried to stand up, but I was a little woozy. She started babbling again!