Unutterably Silly Theres something moving under my bed....

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by Slite

Now, when Leopold (our oldest dog) been out for walkies and found something icky to roll around in is another matter alltogether.... Especially since he enjoys rolling around in animaldroppings of different kind does not smell so nicely....

Animal droppings isn't too bad... Try that dead frog or bird... That's what one of our dogs used to do. The more toxic the better, I believe her motto was.


My cat only farts (I think he could outdo a skunk!). But he smells wonderful when he's just been outside in the bushes.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Animal droppings isn't too bad... Try that dead frog or bird... That's what one of our dogs used to do. The more toxic the better, I believe her motto was.


My cat only farts (I think he could outdo a skunk!). But he smells wonderful when he's just been outside in the bushes.

You aparently have never smelled a Bernese Mountain dog after he had a good roll in Wild Boar droppings..... It would make a skunk blush with envy...

I have NEVER smellt anything as noxious in my entire life before.... Of course, Leo thinks it smells just dandy. Maximiliam (our younger Bernese) isn't much of a roller... he's an eater instead, so his breath isn't usualy exactly roses either

[Verencat]

Originally Posted by Slite

Then you might not wanna show her this picture

Now I want one!!!!! That puppie is adorable!

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Verencat

Now I want one!!!!! That puppie is adorable!

Yes, he was, now he's 100 punds of "deaf" teenager taht one has to teach walking on a leash every single time it is time for walkies, not to mention the fact as staed earlier, he eats ANYTHING! The more icky, the better.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Slite

You aparently have never smelled a Bernese Mountain dog after he had a good roll in Wild Boar droppings..... It would make a skunk blush with envy...
...

Or try the breath of a dog that has just lapped at pub-side pavement pizza, or at the sports fields has chowed down on some post-game (human) park poo. That's one dog you don't want licking your face.

The worst smell for me was the heavily soiled (with apparently every possible human fluid) female underpants that Maggie rolled in in the park. Mind you, The Loved One found the odour barely obnoxious, and not much noticeable, whereas my small intestine tried to crawl up through my stomach and out of my throat to strangle me just so that I'd stop inhaling the putrid, nauseating stench.

Yes, puppy breath is indeed delightful, especially in relative terms.

Cheers,
Marc

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by Slite

Then you might not wanna show her this picture

Now, he's just being deliberately cute!

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by Slite

You aparently have never smelled a Bernese Mountain dog after he had a good roll in Wild Boar droppings..... It would make a skunk blush with envy...

I have NEVER smellt anything as noxious in my entire life before.... Of course, Leo thinks it smells just dandy. Maximiliam (our younger Bernese) isn't much of a roller... he's an eater instead, so his breath isn't usualy exactly roses either

True, not many boars where we lived (in town)... And I have washed the dogs several times because they found something that was halfway back to be broken down...

Talking about sweet puppy dogs: (these are my mother's)

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

True, not many boars where we lived (in town)... And I have washed the dogs several times because they found something that was halfway back to be broken down...

Talking about sweet puppy dogs: (these are my mother's)

In the first pic, the dog on the left is saying, "Oh, sure, just because I'm oldest, I get my ice cream last!"

[krisk]

Originally Posted by Slite

Yes, he was, now he's 100 punds of "deaf" teenager taht one has to teach walking on a leash every single time it is time for walkies, not to mention the fact as staed earlier, he eats ANYTHING! The more icky, the better.

ha! try 180 pounds of this!!!
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and the absolute worst is dead things on the seashore!!! ack ack gaggitygagagag!

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Now, he's just being deliberately cute!

i KNOW !! it's like he's trying to make us forget about all the rolling-in-and-or-eating-revolting-things discussion going on about dogs in this thread ! but i won't be fooled !!



(even though that picture is so adorable it makes me want to go to slite's house right now and scritch him all over. heu, i mean the puppy, not slite. )

(although, i'm so glad slite is back, i might be tempted to scritch him too. )

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

In the first pic, the dog on the left is saying, "Oh, sure, just because I'm oldest, I get my ice cream last!"

Actually, the one second on the right (the miniature pincher) is the oldest. Then the black one next to him (the greedy one), he's a miniature keeshond, then another miniature keeshond (but not a pure breed, my mother thinks there might be some chihawa in it), that's the small red one (he is the youngest on that picture). The bigger one next to him is a mixture between an unknown dog an a puli and then there's the German shepard, Malu. She's the sweetest of them all. And on the second picture, the shepard again and the youngest of them all, also not a pure breed, probably the same as the other one, keeshond and chiwawa. And I want a puppie from her!

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

True, not many boars where we lived (in town)... And I have washed the dogs several times because they found something that was halfway back to be broken down...

Talking about sweet puppy dogs: (these are my mother's)

The shepherd looks sooo patient in both pics!

Lovely pups! Wish we had a bigger house and one of us could work from home, or not work, so we could have several cats and dogs...

[Slite]

Originally Posted by krisk

ha! try 180 pounds of this!!!
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and the absolute worst is dead things on the seashore!!! ack ack gaggitygagagag!

Yah, Nuffes are my second most favourite breed, and I will get me a brown one of these days

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

The shepherd looks sooo patient in both pics!

Lovely pups! Wish we had a bigger house and one of us could work from home, or not work, so we could have several cats and dogs...

My mother got that shepherd to guard the house. And all gypsies are terrified of her, even though she's a true sweetheart. She's the alfa female and that miniature pincher (the spotted one) is the alfa male of the bunch. She acts the mother of all the dogs my mother has

Originally Posted by Slite

Yah, Nuffes are my second most favourite breed, and I will get me a brown one of these days

The English Cocker Spaniel is my favourite.