Unutterably Silly My own version of 1 Apr

[badgoodDeb]

No, no --- the first one is a picture of a neanderthal caveman (top, middle) with accompanying reflections. I think the second shot is an exploded kidney. No, wait --- an exploded spleen!!

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

How about THIS?

I thought Tinky-Winky was purple? Who made him (her, it) pink?

[badgoodDeb]

He/she/it is blushing.

[Moejoe]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

pshrynk, precious pshrynk, it's time for your therapy session. Attachment 26873 Attachment 26874 Tell us what you see, dear boy.

The left one is the cast of Gone With the Wind riding tricycles over a cheese lake. The right one is a man wearing a hat made of bacon while juggling hamsters. Does that make me cuckoo, or should i just cut down on licking hallucinogenic toads?

[mjh215]

pshrynk;

If you go Lisa Frank I'm cutting you off my friends list...

-MJ

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

""All of the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark. All
but the unicorn. Confident of his strength he boasted 'I shall swim!'.
For fourty days and fourty nights the rains poured down and the oceans
boiled as in a pot and all the heights were flooded. The birds of the air
clung onto the ark and when the ark pitched they were all engulfed. But
the unicorn kept on swimming. When, however, the birds emerged again they
perched on his horn and he went under -- and that's why there are no more
unicorns now.'""(ukranian folk tale)

Now that makes as much sense as a lot of the stuff we're being told today......I'm just sayin'.........

Haven't read the whole thread, but doesn't anyone see a little problem with there being only one (male) unicorn in the story?? I mean ... if there was only one, then wouldn't there have been a little failure to breed issue??

Or, maybe the old Ukrainians were not conversant with the facts of life?

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Haven't read the whole thread, but doesn't anyone see a little problem with there being only one (male) unicorn in the story?? I mean ... if there was only one, then wouldn't there have been a little failure to breed issue??

Or, maybe the old Ukrainians were not conversant with the facts of life?

Nah - the female was more sensible and got on the boat But without the male, you still have species extinction. (She wasn't pregnant at the time - marital relationships had been a bit strained for a while from when he poked a hole through the newly painted stable wall after he'd been on the oats all night ...)

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Nah - the female was more sensible and got on the boat But without the male, you still have species extinction. (She wasn't pregnant at the time - marital relationships had been a bit strained for a while from when he poked a hole through the newly painted stable wall after he'd been on the oats all night ...)

Couldn't she have cross bred with a horse?? Or a zebra?? Something??

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Couldn't she have cross bred with a horse?? Or a zebra?? Something??

Actually, maybe she did - I vaguely recall hearing about the occasional horse with a cartilege type growth on their heads..

Ahh.. sort of found what I was after: http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/h...oyle/index.htm

And another one - http://www.swancreekandalusians.ca/merlinhorn.html

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Actually, maybe she did - I vaguely recall hearing about the occasional horse with a cartilege type growth on their heads..

Ahh.. sort of found what I was after: http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/h...oyle/index.htm

And another one - http://www.swancreekandalusians.ca/merlinhorn.html

Or maybe she mated with a cute little dolphin or something:

[vivaldirules]

Yes!!! I just heard that Tom Waits will be putting on a concert in Paris in two weeks!!! It is said that he'll be arriving in his latest flying car (a new GM product). He'll be bringing with him an Apple iSlate which he is beta testing as a favor to Steve Jobs who will be in the audience along with a thousand elephants. Jeff Bezos will also be there. He's expected to announce that DRM will be dropped from all Kindle ebooks next month and that the Kindle 3 (schedule for release at the same time) will be sold worldwide (for only 99 euros each) and will access whatever wireless network you want it to. Not to be outdone, Sony execs will be there to announce that all of their ebooks (which will number at least 173 million after their latest deal with Google, Barnes&Noble, J.K.Rowling, Nora Roberts, and what's-his-face Grisham) will be available for free (even if you don't own a Sony Reader). These ebooks will then be bundled and made available in the MobileRead upload section as a torrent. Alexander (who will be working with NatCh) will make space on the one remaining server left in the northern hemisphere to hold them all.

Let's see, have I left anything out? Oh! And donuts will be available on the way out. Have a nice evening.

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Or maybe she mated with a cute little dolphin or something:

Before I expanded that, it looked like a tank rising out of a frozen lake and I thought "Whoa! Since when does Deb live in Wisconsin?"

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Yes!!! I just heard that Tom Waits will be putting on a concert in Paris in two weeks!!! It is said that he'll be arriving in his latest flying car (a new GM product). He'll be bringing with him an Apple iSlate which he is beta testing as a favor to Steve Jobs who will be in the audience along with a thousand elephants. Jeff Bezos will also be there. He's expected to announce that DRM will be dropped from all Kindle ebooks next month and that the Kindle 3 (schedule for release at the same time) will be sold worldwide (for only 99 euros each) and will access whatever wireless network you want it to. Not to be outdone, Sony execs will be there to announce that all of their ebooks (which will number at least 173 million after their latest deal with Google, Barnes&Noble, J.K.Rowling, Nora Roberts, and what's-his-face Grisham) will be available for free (even if you don't own a Sony Reader). These ebooks will then be bundled and made available in the MobileRead upload section as a torrent. Alexander (who will be working with NatCh) will make space on the one remaining server left in the northern hemisphere to hold them all.

Let's see, have I left anything out? Oh! And donuts will be available on the way out. Have a nice evening.

wow !! amazing news !!!! tom waits ????? really ?????

[pshrynk]

I'm just going to point out that VR now has a chain attached to his collar. Seems that they finally nabbed him and are, as we speak, preparing the bath.

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I'm just going to point out that VR now has a chain attached to his collar. Seems that they finally nabbed him and are, as we speak, preparing the bath.

Run for it VR.

WDE.