Silliness FLS - Page 4

GeoffC · 08-21-2008, 09:24 AM

Enters young spotty-faced lad, of about 24 years of age, or so, holding clip-board.

"Official Inspection", he says, looking down at the board and then across at the desk. "Are you in charge?"..

"I am from the Ministry of LLamadefence; LlamaHealth & Safety branch"...

nekokami · 08-21-2008, 10:08 AM

Hey, does this make me the Cat with Kaleidoscope Eyes?

montsnmags · 08-21-2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

Hey, does this make me the Cat with Kaleidoscope Eyes?

It does now. [writes note to self to call NekoChan "The Cat With Kaleidoscope Eyes" at appropriate moments]

GeoffC · 08-22-2008, 04:55 AM

Oh, yes, where were we....

Ah, are you in charge. The Ministry have been informed you are not insured to fly llamas without going through the correct procedures and at least giving them due reast breaks and sufficient quantities of lucerne and red clover...

Further it has come to the attention of the Vice-Commodore that there are unofficial pilots, ones only trained on the camel and not the more superior llama...

pshrynk · 08-22-2008, 09:00 AM

Biggles was boggled. An inspector? Had he ever had this happen before? He was not sure. But then, surety was not his strong forte. He fell back on his usual answer to the boggling:

"Bugger off, if you would, please. Now I have imprtant work to do. It's important, you see. If you know what," he looked around conspiratorially, "I mean!"

There. That should do for the official looking person standing in front of him whom he was quite certain he had been introduced to and could not remember his name. He would call him Ministry Fellow.

Biggles nodded to him self in complete self satisfaction.

GeoffC · 08-22-2008, 09:30 AM

Ministry Fellow taps the top of his board, with his pencil.

"mmm, that's the way you want to play it?"... Clips pencil to the top of the board, talkes it in his right hand, and then walks slowly forward towards the desk, whilst stroking his long-handled moustache with his left hand...

"Either you answer the charge, Sir, or I shall be forced to close this outfit down under Rules sections 5.1.23 and 6.98.a sub para 3..." He leered down at the quivering wreck before him.....

pshrynk · 08-22-2008, 09:35 AM

"Right! Give it to You There out there in the lobby! He's sitting next to the Luddite by the Super Secret Entrance to the Escape Tunnel that Neko Chan Adamantly Refuses to Use!"

From the outer office, a small voice screamed, "It's ALF!"

nekokami · 08-22-2008, 09:38 AM

Er, that would be "the Super Secret Entrance to the Escape Tunnel that Neko Chan Only Used Once Under Extreme Duress!"

pshrynk · 08-22-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

Er, that would be "the Super Secret Entrance to the Escape Tunnel that Neko Chan Only Used Once Under Extreme Duress!"

And we got the talking llamas out of that deal, I will remind you!

zelda_pinwheel · 08-22-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

Of a Sopwith Llama?

Maneki Neko can bless the weather for you, if you like.

maneki neko, i believe your weather blessing skillz would be greatly appreciated over here. i would like to be able to go outside without scuba equipment and without drowning please. do you think you could do something about that ? also, sunday a friend and i were planning to go to a free concert in the park, it would be nice if the weather were a bit closer to seasonal norms for that (in case you can't tell, it's supposed to be summer here).

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

And we got the talking llamas out of that deal, I will remind you!

everybody wins !

GeoffC · 08-22-2008, 09:58 AM

Clears throat with a loud cough...."ggrrgghh"....falls backwards....a hole - "oh no" he thought, "you can't do that I'm an very important personage, just doing my official duty"...

"un-hand me Sir, Madam...."

Foot slips, hand shoots out to grab the nearest thing he could see....

nekokami · 08-22-2008, 12:56 PM

Oh Weather over Paris
Please Calm your Intemperate Ways
Grant Us the Small Boon
Of Even a Few Days
Of Sunshine.

Taylor514ce · 08-22-2008, 01:00 PM

MeccaLeccaHi, MeccaHidyHo.

zelda_pinwheel · 08-22-2008, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekokami

Oh Weather over Paris
Please Calm your Intemperate Ways
Grant Us the Small Boon
Of Even a Few Days
Of Sunshine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

MeccaLeccaHi, MeccaHidyHo.

hey ! good news !! it looks like it stopped raining ! it's like a miracle or something !! just in time for me to go out to the shops !!! perfect !! thanks guys ! (it's still not sunny though, just less aggressively humid ; so if you wanted to wave your hands around in my direction a bit more, i'd be very grateful)

tirsales · 08-22-2008, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

hey ! good news !! it looks like it stopped raining ! just in time for me to go out to the shops !!! perfect !! thanks guys ! (it's still not sunny though, just less aggressively humid ; so if you wanted to wave your hands around in my direction a bit more, i'd be very grateful)

Seems like our cities are linked. I'm going to the cinema now - and it has stopped raining

08-21-2008, 09:24 AM	#46
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Enters young spotty-faced lad, of about 24 years of age, or so, holding clip-board. "Official Inspection", he says, looking down at the board and then across at the desk. "Are you in charge?".. "I am from the Ministry of LLamadefence; LlamaHealth & Safety branch"...

08-21-2008, 10:08 AM	#47
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Hey, does this make me the Cat with Kaleidoscope Eyes?

08-22-2008, 04:55 AM	#49
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Oh, yes, where were we.... Ah, are you in charge. The Ministry have been informed you are not insured to fly llamas without going through the correct procedures and at least giving them due reast breaks and sufficient quantities of lucerne and red clover... Further it has come to the attention of the Vice-Commodore that there are unofficial pilots, ones only trained on the camel and not the more superior llama...

08-22-2008, 09:00 AM	#50
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Biggles was boggled. An inspector? Had he ever had this happen before? He was not sure. But then, surety was not his strong forte. He fell back on his usual answer to the boggling: "Bugger off, if you would, please. Now I have imprtant work to do. It's important, you see. If you know what," he looked around conspiratorially, "I mean!" There. That should do for the official looking person standing in front of him whom he was quite certain he had been introduced to and could not remember his name. He would call him Ministry Fellow. Biggles nodded to him self in complete self satisfaction.

08-22-2008, 09:30 AM	#51
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Ministry Fellow taps the top of his board, with his pencil. "mmm, that's the way you want to play it?"... Clips pencil to the top of the board, talkes it in his right hand, and then walks slowly forward towards the desk, whilst stroking his long-handled moustache with his left hand... "Either you answer the charge, Sir, or I shall be forced to close this outfit down under Rules sections 5.1.23 and 6.98.a sub para 3..." He leered down at the quivering wreck before him.....

08-22-2008, 09:35 AM	#52
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	"Right! Give it to You There out there in the lobby! He's sitting next to the Luddite by the Super Secret Entrance to the Escape Tunnel that Neko Chan Adamantly Refuses to Use!" From the outer office, a small voice screamed, "It's ALF!"

08-22-2008, 09:38 AM	#53
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Er, that would be "the Super Secret Entrance to the Escape Tunnel that Neko Chan Only Used Once Under Extreme Duress!"

08-22-2008, 09:58 AM	#56
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Clears throat with a loud cough...."ggrrgghh"....falls backwards....a hole - "oh no" he thought, "you can't do that I'm an very important personage, just doing my official duty"... "un-hand me Sir, Madam...." Foot slips, hand shoots out to grab the nearest thing he could see....

08-22-2008, 12:56 PM	#57
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Oh Weather over Paris Please Calm your Intemperate Ways Grant Us the Small Boon Of Even a Few Days Of Sunshine.

08-22-2008, 01:00 PM	#58
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	MeccaLeccaHi, MeccaHidyHo.

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