09-11-2015, 11:33 AM | #46 |
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"I disagree," said the second mate, "it looks like the top of a old VW Beetle."
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"An old VW Beetle," the ship's officially appointed grammar nazi corrected before being unceremoniously thrown overboard, where he landed in the sauce.
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"Sauce!" gleefully cried the young man, and jumped overboard to investigate.
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09-11-2015, 03:03 PM | #49 |
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To William William Williams' sorrow, the sauce turned out to be sweet and sour sauce.
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"This is not the source of sauce," he cried.
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"It is but a poor imitation, made from GMO vegetables, and not the secretions of virgin plants or animals," said the Michelin chef.
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09-12-2015, 11:00 AM | #52 |
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William was furious, thinking "This is just wrong, sauce should not be a distillation of industrial chemicals that simulate the real thing!"
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09-12-2015, 06:13 PM | #53 |
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As William paddled through the spurious puddle, he felt a strong tug on his left foot, and sensed undersea nibblings.
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Looking down, he noticed a large number of carp surrounding his feet.
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"Carp!", he wondered aloud, "could the Gefilte fish under my feet be the source of the sauce?"
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09-14-2015, 11:24 AM | #56 |
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After checking to make sure they did not have lasers mounted on them, he spoke to the carp, saying "Can you lead me to the Source Of Sauce?"
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09-14-2015, 11:45 AM | #57 |
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"Wouldn't it be nice to know about that; your nasty, sweaty feet really could use some good sauce to become edible," carped the carp.
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09-15-2015, 01:35 PM | #58 |
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WWW carped privately about the lack of a good internet, wherewith to merely google the source of sauce, but lacking internet indeed, he carried on his search.
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09-15-2015, 01:49 PM | #59 |
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[paragraph end]
[Change Of Scene: The Wizard Of Sauce's Office:] "So," The Wizard Of Sauce thought, "another one seeks me out." |
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The Wizard proceeded to barricade his office and deploy his sauciest concealment spells, in the hope of avoiding incessant disturbances.
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