Monday morning - Page 4

GeoffC · 07-08-2008, 10:18 AM

What was it Einstein kept saying....

"stop monkeying about with reality, Marc..."

badgoodDeb · 07-08-2008, 01:58 PM

Woowwwwww. Marc must eat a whole dictionary for breakfast every day. I hafta concentrate to dis-entangle his prose diatribes. Didn't know one was ALLOWED to fit that many humongous words together in such close confines. Don't they magnetically repel each other or something?

slayda · 07-08-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Did he just say there are panties?

Put your glasses on VR, you're blurry.

vivaldirules · 07-08-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by slayda

Put your glasses on VR, you're blurry.

I'm just trying to get in the mood for Marc's next panty...er, party - or the next installment of the eternal but discontinous party which is quintissential Marc.

"Eternity isn't a long time. Eternity has nothing to do with time. Eternity is that dimension of here and now that thinking and time cuts out. This is it." - Joseph Campbell

Just don't ask me to explain the discontinuities. Or the panties.

montsnmags · 07-08-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

You do say the sweetest things.

Count me in! I'll bring some scones. I suppose you should avoid the chocolate chip ones, but you should be alright with apricot-cranberry, yes?

Oh, I'm all for scones, of any time. I'll provide the jam and fresh cream.

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

I'm planning on bringing an entire company of Secret Service Agents this time. None of that stuff that happened at the last party.

Sure, and you're most welcome to, but please see Party Rule #1564 ("All accompanying Secret Service Agents must be dead sexy and, if male, not wear their shirts and, if female, have their shirts unbuttoned and tied over a sexy bra. Shoulder holsters can, nay, must still be worn, as long as they're hardcore, leather, studded affairs which look really brutal against bare flesh").

I should warn you though, Pshrynk. Nobody has ever been afforded any protection by their Secret Service Agents at one of my Parties. As soon as Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax [super-mega-ultra-extended party mix] crashes from the speakers, they disappear from their client's side to infiltrate the dancefloor and monopolise and synchronise, baby!

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And don't get me started on pie eating contests.

Well, that's very noble of you to retire undefeated from your King Pie title. Every time you started on the pie-eating contests at the last Party, you not only finished before anyone could pick up their splades, but you'd started in on the pies of your neighbour-contestants. Afterwards, you were walking around burbling and drooling "Mmm, sweet cherry pie" while ogling the ladies lasciviously for a good half an hour before we got some more Zany Carter Existentiel into you.

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

What was it Einstein kept saying....

"stop monkeying about with reality, Marc..."

As I responded to Berty, quoting yet another genius...

"GOD, SHMOD! I WANT MY MONKEYMAN!"

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Woowwwwww. Marc must eat a whole dictionary for breakfast every day. I hafta concentrate to dis-entangle his prose diatribes. ...

Trust me on this - it's not worth it. Most of it only makes perfectly clear sense in the gibbon-centres of my brain. What comes out has to run through a whole lot of Etiquette Filters and Logic Recompilers before it makes its way onto the keyboard and into your perplexity. I don't understand what I just wrote, so my expectation of understanding by others is appropriately adjusted.

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I'm just trying to get in the mood for Marc's next panty...er, party - or the next installment of the eternal but discontinous party which is quintissential Marc.

I love the new title, VR. I think the byline on the posters for next party is going to be "So who wants to get into my panties?".

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"Eternity isn't a long time. Eternity has nothing to do with time. Eternity is that dimension of here and now that thinking and time cuts out. This is it." - Joseph Campbell

Ooo, he sounds like one smart fella. Definitely tried to snort a Zany Carter through the curly straw and had it pierce his brain. Between Madness and Genius is Zany. Can I top you up, sir?

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Just don't ask me to explain the discontinuities. Or the panties.

There are no discontinuities - they are merely the amnesiac gaps of sobriety occurring during the sensory surfeit of a heavily manipulated and distended Reality that momentarily overwhelmed comprehension. It's a passing effect, and can be counteracted. Here, have another Zany Carter Deluxe...

Cheers,
Marc

jerryleejr · 07-08-2008, 11:24 PM

What is with all the Panties? It could make a man go cross eyed.

JJ

GeoffC · 07-09-2008, 07:56 AM

weel, it's now Wednesday, and it still feels Mondayish...

vivaldirules · 07-09-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryleejr

What is with all the Panties? It could make a man go cross eyed.

JJ

Hey, don't look at me. It's all Zelda's doing (who else?). She's always stirring up all kinds of wholesome goodies for us. See post 155 here.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-09-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Hey, don't look at me. It's all Zelda's doing (who else?). She always stirring up all kinds of wholesome goodies for us. See post 155 here.

hey now, for once that wasn't my fault !! it's the dread armadillo who needs glasses. i clearly wrote "parties". i can't help y'all if your minds goes other places.

jerryleejr · 07-09-2008, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Hey, don't look at me. It's all Zelda's doing (who else?). She always stirring up all kinds of wholesome goodies for us. See post 155 here.

I should have guessed if unmentionables were involved ZP would be leading the charge!

JJ

vivaldirules · 07-09-2008, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

hey now, for once that wasn't my fault !! it's the dread armadillo who needs glasses. i clearly wrote "parties". i can't help y'all if your minds goes other places.

No, no, no. You can't get out of this one, Queen Zee. It's quite obvious that you wrote that sentence with the expressed intention to make any armadillo (not just the male ones, for goodness sake), or for that matter any armor-plated creature with sight issues, read/misread that as panties and thereby bring about chaos to this little universe. We know all about your intentions around here, young lady - to elicit confusion, hysteria, jocularity, and panic - all rolled into a tidy little pastry sprinkled with a little sugar on top. We're on to your ways, Zelda! And we thank you for that.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-09-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

No, no, no. You can't get out of this one, Queen Zee. It's quite obvious that you wrote that sentence with the expressed intention to make any armadillo (not just the male ones, for goodness sake), or for that matter any armor-plated creature with sight issues, read/misread that as panties and thereby bring about chaos to this little universe. We know all about your intentions around here, young lady - to elicit confusion, hysteria, jocularity, and panic - all rolled into a tidy little pastry sprinkled with a little sugar on top. We're on to your ways, Zelda! And we thank you for that.

damn. i've been made. i thought i was so cleverly disguised, too...

tINmOUSE · 07-09-2008, 09:43 AM

oh I'm sorry. Was that 'your' pastry Zelda?

Though that does explain what happened shortly afterwards....
(now I don't have to pay pshrynk those outrageous fee's!)

I just hope they catch that monkey/goose hybrid... and it seemed such a good idea at the time.

pshrynk · 07-09-2008, 09:54 AM

There is nothing outrageous about my fees. It's the lack of paying them that is outrageous.

GeoffC · 07-10-2008, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

There is nothing outrageous about my fees. It's the ability to pay them that is outrageous.

07-09-2008, 09:43 AM	#58
tINmOUSE (stand in: rOBOTmINION) Posts: 78 Karma: 10981 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Perth, Australia Device: none yet. Waiting for Mentor.	oh I'm sorry. Was that 'your' pastry Zelda? Though that does explain what happened shortly afterwards.... (now I don't have to pay pshrynk those outrageous fee's!) I just hope they catch that monkey/goose hybrid... and it seemed such a good idea at the time. Last edited by tINmOUSE; 07-09-2008 at 09:46 AM.

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07-08-2008, 10:18 AM	#46
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	What was it Einstein kept saying.... "stop monkeying about with reality, Marc..."

07-08-2008, 01:58 PM	#47
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,547 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Woowwwwww. Marc must eat a whole dictionary for breakfast every day. I hafta concentrate to dis-entangle his prose diatribes. Didn't know one was ALLOWED to fit that many humongous words together in such close confines. Don't they magnetically repel each other or something?

07-08-2008, 11:24 PM	#51
jerryleejr Koby-rific! Posts: 944 Karma: 191112 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 2' From My MacBook Pro Device: Kobo Sage,Kobo Aura One, Glo HD,PRS-T1,PRS-950, PRS 300, PRS 350	What is with all the Panties? It could make a man go cross eyed. JJ

07-09-2008, 07:56 AM	#52
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	weel, it's now Wednesday, and it still feels Mondayish...

07-09-2008, 09:54 AM	#59
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	There is nothing outrageous about my fees. It's the lack of paying them that is outrageous.

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