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tirsales · 06-11-2008, 09:29 PM

He will had be re-elected by now.

GeoffC · 06-12-2008, 12:56 AM

He's now probably on the lecture circuit by then...

vivaldirules · 06-12-2008, 08:28 AM

Come to think of it, I think saw him a couple of months ago on the lecture circuit. Of course, he had/has/will-have-had a gender-change operation and was/is wearing a pants suit. I think.

pshrynk · 06-12-2008, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

I will have voted for Pshrynk if he promises not to invade any other states.

Everywhere but Mississippi is completely safe. Those buggers deserve what they get.

montsnmags · 06-12-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

...
Therefore, using the time travel technology developed by Marc, I am running on the Montsnmags Party ticket to take back the White House.

...

Umm, good sir, perhaps it's just the Zany Carter bubbles still bubbling through your brain-space, and your candidacy will lapse along with your hangover making this question redundant, but, in regard to the above, can I ask...is this wise?

You know from conversations we had at the Party that, not only are there restraining orders in 122,347 galaxies just in this universe against me and my Montsnmags Parties, but multiverse-wide there are, by a strange coincidence, the same number of superclusters of galaxies in which even uttering the phrase "Montsnmags Party" can have you arrested, drawn, quartered, put back together, rolled in crushed glass and dipped in lemon juice, made to listen to the super-extended megaversion of Meatloaf's I Would Do Anything For Love that goes for 14.3 earth years, and then hit over the head with terminal finality by a large wooden truncheon (such superclusters, having shown such an aversion to my Parties, are obviously not blessed with staying-power when it comes to imagination).

I mean, the presidency is obviously a given, given the time-related aspects (not to mention the dark-matter swarms of interstellar destroyers and psycho-disruptors currently hovering over Earth to ensure that your Presidency subsequently extends to full-scale, soul-crushing, earth-spanning absolute domination - I do have my own funds and friends, my good sir, and we like what we see in you), but, well, just be sure you're ready to cut-and-run with me. Cthulhu might throw in with us if it's just a couple of Elder Gods from another Universe coming in to break up the Party - he likes a bit of a stoush - but the tentacled one has his principles, and they quite rightly start with "Eat first; ask questions later".

You've got my vote, ya crazy bastard. I'm just asking, is all.

Cheers,
Marc (Bankrolling and Tankrolling Pshrynk For President. Vote 1 Pshrynk, or else...)

pshrynk · 06-12-2008, 10:24 AM

I'm at a loss for words on how to respond to that. Mostly, I'd say, "Huh?" But I don't want to look like a politician from TX.

I do have my speechwriters on that, however. I am turning my VP candidate search over to Marc, since he knows all the cool people. And he's making enormous campaign contributions. And, well, he threatened to feed me to Cthulhu if I didn't.

Who knew the Secret Service worked for the Elder Gods?

DixieGal · 06-12-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BookishDreamer

Am I too late/early for the cotton candy? I don't/didn't understand half the stuff before/after the mention of cotton candy. Too political for me. Never vote(d) anyway. Just want some fluffy strands of sugary goodness.

Dreamer

Not political-minded? Well, sharpen your sweet tooth on this: It's all/mostly/never/always about looting the Treasury. Pshrynk is/shall be/never was the titular head/arse of the campaign, but we, his loyal/traitorous campaign workers, are keeping an eye/foot/net on him for when said Treasury is/was looted.

DixieGal · 06-12-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RWood

Has he been re-elected yet?

No, he/it will not be eligible to run/scamper for 2000 election until after he finishes the 2004 administration. You should try harder to keep up with current/past/future events. Your future or past is shaped/destroyed/indicted based on them.

DixieGal · 06-12-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Everywhere but Mississippi is completely safe. Those buggers deserve what they get.

You are cutting it a little close to home, buster ....

GeoffC · 06-12-2008, 01:02 PM

Oh, Flip, I can't remember whether I've yet to vote...

zelda_pinwheel · 06-12-2008, 01:03 PM

"flip" ??? my stars, boy, watch that tongue o yours !

GeoffC · 06-12-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

"flip" ??? my stars, boy, watch that tongue o yours !

ah, oh, sorry miss...

tirsales · 06-12-2008, 01:06 PM

Whats with Flip? He's a grashopper and a friend of good old Maja.
But yeah, he could probably tell you if you already will have elected.

GeoffC · 06-12-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tirsales

Whats with Flip? He's a grashopper and a friend of good old Maja.
But yeah, he could probably tell you if you already will have elected.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...20/maja103.jpg

pshrynk · 06-12-2008, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

You are cutting it a little close to home, buster ....

Did I say Alabama? No. I distinctly remember not saying Alabama.

06-12-2008, 10:24 AM	#51
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I'm at a loss for words on how to respond to that. Mostly, I'd say, "Huh?" But I don't want to look like a politician from TX. I do have my speechwriters on that, however. I am turning my VP candidate search over to Marc, since he knows all the cool people. And he's making enormous campaign contributions. And, well, he threatened to feed me to Cthulhu if I didn't. Who knew the Secret Service worked for the Elder Gods? Last edited by pshrynk; 06-12-2008 at 04:59 PM.

06-12-2008, 01:06 PM	#58
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06-11-2008, 09:29 PM	#46
tirsales MIA ... but returning som Posts: 1,600 Karma: 511342 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany Device: PRS-505 and Really not owning a PRS-700	He will had be re-elected by now.

06-12-2008, 12:56 AM	#47
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	He's now probably on the lecture circuit by then...

06-12-2008, 08:28 AM	#48
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Come to think of it, I think saw him a couple of months ago on the lecture circuit. Of course, he had/has/will-have-had a gender-change operation and was/is wearing a pants suit. I think.

06-12-2008, 01:02 PM	#55
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Oh, Flip, I can't remember whether I've yet to vote...

06-12-2008, 01:03 PM	#56
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	"flip" ??? my stars, boy, watch that tongue o yours !

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