Lines from TV that I can't forget - Page 4

ZenEngineer · 06-04-2008, 10:51 PM

"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
-WKRP

junkml · 06-04-2008, 10:58 PM

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" - Pinky and the Brain.

RWood · 06-04-2008, 11:18 PM

"Open Channel D" - Napoleon Solo from U.N.C.L.E.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 06-05-2008, 08:23 AM

Speaking of stuff that sticks with you from childhood--

That Girl: Anne Marie (Marlo Thomas) is visiting a convent, and on her way out, accidentally bumps into a priest (who turns out to be a cameo played by Danny Thomas)-

"Excuse me, Father."
"That's all right, my child."

pshrynk · 06-05-2008, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junkml

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" - Pinky and the Brain.

I think so Brain, but what if the professional wrestler doesn't want to become governor?

zuul · 06-05-2008, 02:09 PM

I think i speak for everyone when i say..Huh Buffy

zuul · 06-05-2008, 02:12 PM

No one expects the Spainish Inquisition......Monty Python

vivaldirules · 06-05-2008, 02:21 PM

Spokesman (Dan Aykroyd from Saturday Night Live): How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.

Here's how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass - that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. [drops the bass into the blender ] Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you like it. [turns blender on and grinds it to a pulp ] Yes, it's that simple!

Xenophon · 06-05-2008, 02:37 PM

from SNL of about the same vintage:

"You're both right. It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"

pshrynk · 06-06-2008, 09:19 AM

Shut up shuttin' up!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 06-06-2008, 12:10 PM

"Great Horny toads! Gotta burn ma boots... they tetched Yankee soil!..."

pilotbob · 06-06-2008, 05:34 PM

Some of the best lines from Denny Crane of Boston Legal:

"Sometimes a man just has to go out into the wilderness to touch himself."

''You're one of those environmental lawyers?...They're evildoers. Yesterday it's a tree, today it's a salmon, tomorrow it's, 'Let's not dig up Alaska for oil because it's too pretty.' Let me tell you something, I came out here to enjoy nature, don't talk to me about the environment.''

"It's the mad cow."

''Massachusetts is a Blue State. God has no place here'

''You Democrats! Protesting wars, banning guns! If you Nancys had your way nobody would ever shoot anybody. And then where would we be?''

(There's many more gems there that I just don't remember, so I guess they don't count.)

From Sinefeld:
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

From Natile on Big Brother 8:
"They are done, D - U - N, done."

From Rules of Engagement:
Russell: "You want my advice."
Jeff: "No thanks, I already know how to download porn."

Mindy · 06-06-2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pilotbob

From Natile on Big Brother 8:
"They are done, D - U - N, done."

We had Jade 'is that in East Angular' Goody. This years has just started, am avoiding at all costs.

AJ Starr · 06-06-2008, 05:59 PM

Does anyone remember which TV series this came from, and the missing word?

It's about Time
It's about Space
It's about ???? in the human(?) race.

This ditty has bounced around in my head since the 50's or 60's.

Alyson

The Skwerl · 06-06-2008, 06:03 PM

Star Trek TOS Where they discover the Horta's
" Jim I'm a Doctor not a brick layer"
Horta - A large rock like being .

06-05-2008, 02:21 PM	#53
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Spokesman (Dan Aykroyd from Saturday Night Live): How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting. Here's how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass - that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. [drops the bass into the blender ] Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you like it. [turns blender on and grinds it to a pulp ] Yes, it's that simple! Attached Thumbnails

06-06-2008, 05:59 PM	#59
AJ Starr Guru Posts: 815 Karma: 1029784 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Nebraska, USA Device: PEZ, Color Libre, 2@Sony T1, Onyx i62HD	Can't remember the series.... Does anyone remember which TV series this came from, and the missing word? It's about Time It's about Space It's about ???? in the human(?) race. This ditty has bounced around in my head since the 50's or 60's. Alyson

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06-04-2008, 10:51 PM	#46
ZenEngineer Connoisseur Posts: 65 Karma: 92 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: California Device: Sony PRS-505	"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" -WKRP

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RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	"Open Channel D" - Napoleon Solo from U.N.C.L.E.

06-05-2008, 08:23 AM	#49
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Speaking of stuff that sticks with you from childhood-- That Girl: Anne Marie (Marlo Thomas) is visiting a convent, and on her way out, accidentally bumps into a priest (who turns out to be a cameo played by Danny Thomas)- "Excuse me, Father." "That's all right, my child."

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zuul Bookworm Posts: 20 Karma: 10 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New York, USA Device: ebookwise 1150 & Kindle	I think i speak for everyone when i say..Huh Buffy

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zuul Bookworm Posts: 20 Karma: 10 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New York, USA Device: ebookwise 1150 & Kindle	No one expects the Spainish Inquisition......Monty Python

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Xenophon curmudgeon Posts: 1,487 Karma: 5748190 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Redwood City, CA USA Device: Kobo Aura HD, (ex)nook, (ex)PRS-700, (ex)PRS-500	from SNL of about the same vintage: "You're both right. It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"

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pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Shut up shuttin' up!

06-06-2008, 12:10 PM	#56
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	"Great Horny toads! Gotta burn ma boots... they tetched Yankee soil!..."

06-06-2008, 05:34 PM	#57
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Some of the best lines from Denny Crane of Boston Legal: "Sometimes a man just has to go out into the wilderness to touch himself." ''You're one of those environmental lawyers?...They're evildoers. Yesterday it's a tree, today it's a salmon, tomorrow it's, 'Let's not dig up Alaska for oil because it's too pretty.' Let me tell you something, I came out here to enjoy nature, don't talk to me about the environment.'' "It's the mad cow." ''Massachusetts is a Blue State. God has no place here' ''You Democrats! Protesting wars, banning guns! If you Nancys had your way nobody would ever shoot anybody. And then where would we be?'' (There's many more gems there that I just don't remember, so I guess they don't count.) From Sinefeld: "These pretzels are making me thirsty." From Natile on Big Brother 8: "They are done, D - U - N, done." From Rules of Engagement: Russell: "You want my advice." Jeff: "No thanks, I already know how to download porn."

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The Skwerl Super Skwerl Posts: 94 Karma: 200 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Greeneville, TN Device: Sony 500	Star Trek TOS Where they discover the Horta's " Jim I'm a Doctor not a brick layer" Horta - A large rock like being .